The revolution will not be televised...
...It will come out on DVD; with special feataures like audio commentary, deleted scenes, and behind-the-scenes documentaries.
Your DVDs will now be affordable because your gas and oil will not be. Please use all available features on your DVD for complete "liberated" sensation. Your DVD has no warranty and you will recieve no proof of purchuse with it, ergo you will not be eligible for any subsequent contests or giveaways. If you have a complaint about your DVD, fill out the form inserted in the jacket sleeve of your DVD case and the appropriate authorities will contact you shortly.
And now for something completely different...
I can't remember if I've written about this but I meant to...
The Saturday before Easter, I climbed up on a cross in front of Hayes Barton Baptist Church (Jesse Helms' church) and had a friend take pictures of me posing as Jesus in my underwear. It was the middle of the night and the cross faces a very busy intersection, so it was naughty fun.
"You have to live for NOW, there is no other time, but the NOW! It is NOT five minutes from NOW!"
(a proverb from Crazy Tom)
So after thinking about Nair-ing my dog, I started thinking of why men don't Nair their beards off? Will Nair fuck up my monkey face?
...It will come out on DVD; with special feataures like audio commentary, deleted scenes, and behind-the-scenes documentaries.
Your DVDs will now be affordable because your gas and oil will not be. Please use all available features on your DVD for complete "liberated" sensation. Your DVD has no warranty and you will recieve no proof of purchuse with it, ergo you will not be eligible for any subsequent contests or giveaways. If you have a complaint about your DVD, fill out the form inserted in the jacket sleeve of your DVD case and the appropriate authorities will contact you shortly.
And now for something completely different...
I can't remember if I've written about this but I meant to...
The Saturday before Easter, I climbed up on a cross in front of Hayes Barton Baptist Church (Jesse Helms' church) and had a friend take pictures of me posing as Jesus in my underwear. It was the middle of the night and the cross faces a very busy intersection, so it was naughty fun.
"You have to live for NOW, there is no other time, but the NOW! It is NOT five minutes from NOW!"
(a proverb from Crazy Tom)
So after thinking about Nair-ing my dog, I started thinking of why men don't Nair their beards off? Will Nair fuck up my monkey face?
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