Usually if I get home at seven in the morning, I've at least been having the sex. I seem to have just drunk a lot however. Beats me, I woke up in my bed and my teeth felt funny. Not funny like I threw up, more funny that my jaws don't seem to close as well as they did on the previous day. Thankfully, I got off of most of the 80-100 hour work week in favor of pushing a button on command. Which is extra good because I think I hurt my back yesterday. I feel old.
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jena:
AWESOME!!! happy to be of service! 
boxofficepoison:
I hate coming back home so late without at least having gotten a little something something. Makes you wonder what the whole point of the evening even was.