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johnnyd_ranged

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Saturday May 06, 2006

May 5, 2006
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Never before have I lost in a hot sauce eating competition! Oh my god am I ever in so much pain!!! So I went to just dirty's tonight (yeah, shudder) and I entered the chicken breast eating contest, now this is a crazy contest, I mean, the grand prize is a 42'' plasma television. I had to sign a waiver before participating. Now I pride myself on my hot sauce eating capabilities, I mean I'll eat any pepper around hole, be it habenero thai chilie or anything. But this hot sauce was ridiculous. There was five chicken breasts each... only me and the one chick participating made it past two, and just as I was starting my last one she finished! I was extremely impressed, they said that no1 has ever finished all 5, UI was on my way, but I was in tears! TEARS!! anyways, I made second place and it's about 3 hours later and my stomache is still on fire.. it feels like a horse kicked me in the balls, and when I puked it was puking lava, even the tears that came with the puke burnt and blinded me! oh my god, I mean right after i finished the competition even my cock and balls burnt from the hotness spreading through my body. GOD... anyways besides that disaster life is fucked and will always be, gah! robot
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lynnailove:
tee hee.. so THAT'S why it hurt to pee. You dirty man. ewww aaahh haha

Life only sucks if you let it! Shit happens... >_< As my friend DJ's keychain tells me.


Meep. Hope your cock and balls are feeling better soon!
May 6, 2006
whitewidow:
So what was the prize for second place? Please don't tell me that it was a life time supply of that saucetongue

Kisses kiss kiss
May 7, 2006

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