My boss: I don't get why they send us these.
Me: You don't like Wired?
Boss: I didn't say anything bad about it. I just don't understand why they send us black magazines.
Me: It's Wired. It's a tech magazine.
Boss. But there are black people in it. Look!
Me: Rich, they desegregated magazines decades ago.
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johnny_truant8:
@hixon, this is life in Kent county, Delaware
oneimill:
Yup, sounds about right.
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btflday777:
That's an amazing find, hope your grandma's boyfriend will never sell this pristine guitar! Adding a fresh set of strings will make a huge difference, for the better. Hope you can convince him. Wonder how it sounds plugged in, your AC15 is a great amp for that. I heard that the pickup may hum a little more than usual due to the design and less shielding. Have lots of fun with it!
johnny_truant8:
@btflday777, Thanks! I hope to
... it's happiness for deep people
In the past three months, my house has been burglarized four times. The fourth time, I was able to get pictures of him via security cameras. My brother-in-law is Governors Task Force and was able to ID him immediately. I called and emailed the troopers and detectives, and they did nothing. Today, I caught him breaking into my house and was able to defend myself...
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johnny_truant8:
@oneimill He got something. I'll give you three hints. It wasn't money, it involved a 20 oz. framers hammer, and it was an utter beating. They released the arrest photos but didn't disclose who actually caught him and how
oneimill:
If Hot Fuzz taught me anything, it's that they clearly had an accident with that hammer.
hollyberry:
wwwowww, i cant wait!!
oneimill:
Definitely the best gift possible.
dmaggot:
Lol
oneimill:
Finally, an autocorrect worth having.
lyamoon:
cool !!!!!