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Wednesday May 07, 2008

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My uncle died a few days ago... I didn't know him very well so I'm not all that moved, but I did learn just how crazy he was.

For starters, he apparently is/was married to a 27 year old chinese girl that he told nobody about (he was in his 70s.).

He stock piled massive amounts of guns, ammunition (including 6 live hand grenades), and canned food in anticipation of the catastrophy that was to be Y2K. What a pity that shit was never put to good use.

Though I did not get to read them, he had extensive documentation of who killed J.F.K. and why.

He was abducted by aliens, not once, not twice, but three times.

Now I am left to wonder.... WHY DIDN'T I SPEND MORE TIME WITH THIS MAN!?!?!?!?! eeek

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franpire:
Abducted by aliens.... wow How'd you find that out...did he write about it, or did a relative tell you?

I find the 27 y.o. chinese wife a little off putting. But the rest sounds kinda interesting.

My condolences.
May 15, 2008
mneylu:
sorry to hear about your uncle... frown


not sure how a mail run board game would work, but we could figure it out..
Jun 13, 2008

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