I don't even need to speak German to know this is pretty fucking fantastic!
In other news, this really nice older lady who shops late a night came back in the store because some drunk kid tried to steal her cart of groceries. I went out to remove him from the property, and he got beligerant (spelling?) with me. I was in no mood for that mess, and even though I know better, I got right in his face and told him he needed to leave ASAP. Well, he took a swing at me, I dodged it, and he fell to the ground. Then the cops came and took him away.
My employer gave me a $5 gift certificate for my troubles...... I felt like a 1st grader getting a gold star for behaving really well in class. $5??? Why bother? Why not just say "Thanks for risking bodily harm for the sake of a customer, now get back to work."
In other news, this really nice older lady who shops late a night came back in the store because some drunk kid tried to steal her cart of groceries. I went out to remove him from the property, and he got beligerant (spelling?) with me. I was in no mood for that mess, and even though I know better, I got right in his face and told him he needed to leave ASAP. Well, he took a swing at me, I dodged it, and he fell to the ground. Then the cops came and took him away.
My employer gave me a $5 gift certificate for my troubles...... I felt like a 1st grader getting a gold star for behaving really well in class. $5??? Why bother? Why not just say "Thanks for risking bodily harm for the sake of a customer, now get back to work."
And $5?? You can barely get milk with that, haha