Last night at work, a customer shit her pants. Then she proceeded to CONTINUE shopping, all the while little bits were falling from her pant leg onto the floor. It was disgusting, and asking her to leave was definately awkward. I usually like to go into a little more detail when sharing a story like this.... but I don't think I could possibly say anything to "jazz it up". Enjoy your day. 
frost:
thank you! i think i might need that!