"so, you did WHAT with my foreskin?!?!?!?!?"
written a few days ago, but posted just now
true story...
Well, I just returned from the liqueur store (I know, shocking)
FIRST they were OUT of 100 proof SoCo (someone should die for this)
SECOND I stood behind some old cootch explaining to the overlord of the booze (cashier) that she "just wants to kick every person she sees abusing a dog." (what a fucking hero!)
she went on to say, "well any animal really, but especially dogs, because they are smart enough to realize they are being hurt." (I'm not going to touch on the stupidity of this statement.)
THEN she went on to tell us (yes, now I was included in this shit. ALL I WANT IS MY BOOZE!) that she just got a new puppy (again) and they named it cleo, but she will be calling it lacy (the dog's middle name).
"Then why don't you just name it lacy you wrinkled old cunt?" is what I wanted to say, but instead I forced a smile.
SO, after 5 mins of this shit, she finally puts her change in her purse and shuffles off. (thats right, the transaction was COMPLETE!!! she had NO business being there.)
GOD!
**** for those who were wondering, for the first time in my life I bought...... ugh....... regular 80 proof SoCo...
written a few days ago, but posted just now
true story...
Well, I just returned from the liqueur store (I know, shocking)
FIRST they were OUT of 100 proof SoCo (someone should die for this)
SECOND I stood behind some old cootch explaining to the overlord of the booze (cashier) that she "just wants to kick every person she sees abusing a dog." (what a fucking hero!)
she went on to say, "well any animal really, but especially dogs, because they are smart enough to realize they are being hurt." (I'm not going to touch on the stupidity of this statement.)
THEN she went on to tell us (yes, now I was included in this shit. ALL I WANT IS MY BOOZE!) that she just got a new puppy (again) and they named it cleo, but she will be calling it lacy (the dog's middle name).
"Then why don't you just name it lacy you wrinkled old cunt?" is what I wanted to say, but instead I forced a smile.
SO, after 5 mins of this shit, she finally puts her change in her purse and shuffles off. (thats right, the transaction was COMPLETE!!! she had NO business being there.)
GOD!
**** for those who were wondering, for the first time in my life I bought...... ugh....... regular 80 proof SoCo...
When there are people in line, it's not story time!
I am convinced that common sense and basic manors no longer exist.
Do you drink the SOCO straight or do you cut it with mixer?