HAPPY DEFTONES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it's here. It took 4 years (minus two weeks...I think) for the Deftones follow up album to 2000s White Pony. I was the first person to get to Bestbuy this morning and the second person to wait outside for the doors to open. I saw some guy who looked like he was in high school. I began to think he might be skipping school, but for what. I noticed how he was dressed to and that he looked as if he was trying to read what my shirt said (I had a deftones shirt on). So I put two and two together and came to the conclusion that he was there for the same purpose as I was...to get the new Deftones album. I knew that it would not be a problem based on quantity of this album in the store, since we were there early and there were less than twenty people waiting to get in. But there was one problem that came into my head...this mother fucker might buy the cd before I do, thus becoming the first person ever to buy that cd at bestbuy in my city, or maybe even in the city itself (I think that out of all the stores that would sell a Deftones cd where I live, there are none that would open before bestbuy, so whoever was to buy that cd there would probably be the first person where I live to get it. After hours of waiting (probably more like 15-20 minutes), the door finally opened. I let this nice old lady that I had been talking to in before me because:
A) I'm nice
B) She was there before me
So as I let her in that pecker-lick I was talking about comes running past me. I'm like "Fuck that shit. Fuckin fuck head." Bestbuy is one of my second homes so I know the way to take to any section or any particular product which will result in the least amount of steps possible to get to the desired are/product. I get to the tones section first and he shows up right after me. It's not there. I look at him and then I'm like "So, you came for the deftones cd too." "Yeah!" he replied. "Well, as you can see, it is not here." I quickly stated. He goes up to the casher to ask about it's release and I see that my chance to be the first to purchase the album is right there in front of me. I know that many new cds are always on the end of the rows that face the registers. I see it, pick up two copies, put one back (fuck the little dipshit, I'm buying this first. The boy should have be in school. Maybe this will teach him to stay in school.), obtain it, walk to the counter as the casher is telling him some bullshit story that there was some problem and they were not delivered, and tell him where to find them. Next thing you know, I'm walking out with the first copy purchased in bestbuy, and most likely in Huntsville (my city). I'll probably add my review to the album later (not like my review would matter though).
Well, it's here. It took 4 years (minus two weeks...I think) for the Deftones follow up album to 2000s White Pony. I was the first person to get to Bestbuy this morning and the second person to wait outside for the doors to open. I saw some guy who looked like he was in high school. I began to think he might be skipping school, but for what. I noticed how he was dressed to and that he looked as if he was trying to read what my shirt said (I had a deftones shirt on). So I put two and two together and came to the conclusion that he was there for the same purpose as I was...to get the new Deftones album. I knew that it would not be a problem based on quantity of this album in the store, since we were there early and there were less than twenty people waiting to get in. But there was one problem that came into my head...this mother fucker might buy the cd before I do, thus becoming the first person ever to buy that cd at bestbuy in my city, or maybe even in the city itself (I think that out of all the stores that would sell a Deftones cd where I live, there are none that would open before bestbuy, so whoever was to buy that cd there would probably be the first person where I live to get it. After hours of waiting (probably more like 15-20 minutes), the door finally opened. I let this nice old lady that I had been talking to in before me because:
A) I'm nice
B) She was there before me
So as I let her in that pecker-lick I was talking about comes running past me. I'm like "Fuck that shit. Fuckin fuck head." Bestbuy is one of my second homes so I know the way to take to any section or any particular product which will result in the least amount of steps possible to get to the desired are/product. I get to the tones section first and he shows up right after me. It's not there. I look at him and then I'm like "So, you came for the deftones cd too." "Yeah!" he replied. "Well, as you can see, it is not here." I quickly stated. He goes up to the casher to ask about it's release and I see that my chance to be the first to purchase the album is right there in front of me. I know that many new cds are always on the end of the rows that face the registers. I see it, pick up two copies, put one back (fuck the little dipshit, I'm buying this first. The boy should have be in school. Maybe this will teach him to stay in school.), obtain it, walk to the counter as the casher is telling him some bullshit story that there was some problem and they were not delivered, and tell him where to find them. Next thing you know, I'm walking out with the first copy purchased in bestbuy, and most likely in Huntsville (my city). I'll probably add my review to the album later (not like my review would matter though).
I don't have it yet -- I have to get it after work tomorrow.
[Edited on May 20, 2003]