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STAR WARS JOKE (with my apologies):

the scene is the death star. as usual, luke skywalker and darth vader are doing battle with their light sabres.

"luke," rasps vader. "luke, i know what you're getting for christmas!"

"no!" yells luke. "it's not true! how could you know what i'm getting for christmas?"

"i felt your presents."
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ryuu:
thanks i really appreciate the advice and the compliments (i hope your right about me getting in one day fingers crossed), my friend took the photos and he's not a proffessional so maybe i should invest in getting some done by a proffessional and i hadnt really thought about the lack of eye contact as when we selected the ones we did the ones where i was looking away looked better Must try harder! but i will keep trying!
cheers
xenofobia:
Really?? So even if the english is just pure hell i could get it published??