johnny

My name is Professor J. Matthias Sprocket, but everyone just calls me "Professor." I'll be your host through the strange, the bizarre, the surreal, and the unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, the gates to the Big Show are now open, and the spectacle is about to unfold before your unbelieving eyes. Bring out all the freaks, all the strange, all the odd. We're going to whirl you away into a land of mirth, magic, mystery and the macabre! All for 6 measly bucks! At the Palace of Wonders on April 19 (also known as john's b'day)! www.palaceofwonders.com