Ladies and gentlemen, damen und herren, madame et monsieur, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome, most welcome all, to the Palace of Wonders and tthe world-famous Bizarrorama, the strangest show on earth. Weird strange unbelievable oddities wonders and curiosities. They all perform, and they all entertain - one act after the other. You won't want to miss a single minute of tonight's astounding aberrations of nature and culture.
My name is Professor J. Matthias Sprocket, but everyone just calls me "Professor." I'll be your host through the strange, the bizarre, the surreal, and the unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, the gates to the Big Show are now open, and the spectacle is about to unfold before your unbelieving eyes. Bring out all the freaks, all the strange, all the odd. We're going to whirl you away into a land of mirth, magic, mystery and the macabre!
Don't Miss Professor Sprocket
at The Palace of Wonders,
1210 H St. NE Washington, DC
March 15 at 8:00 pm!
(banner art by wyatt/seigel, restorations by yours truly.)
My name is Professor J. Matthias Sprocket, but everyone just calls me "Professor." I'll be your host through the strange, the bizarre, the surreal, and the unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, the gates to the Big Show are now open, and the spectacle is about to unfold before your unbelieving eyes. Bring out all the freaks, all the strange, all the odd. We're going to whirl you away into a land of mirth, magic, mystery and the macabre!
Don't Miss Professor Sprocket
at The Palace of Wonders,
1210 H St. NE Washington, DC
March 15 at 8:00 pm!
(banner art by wyatt/seigel, restorations by yours truly.)