johnahlberg

Not a lot to report here on the western front. I'm working obscene amounts of hours, both at work and on projects of my own, and I'm trying to find a good bar in the area. The latter is proving more difficult. Too many 'bros' and wannabe gang types in anything near my domicile. I think we should conduct a raid of all of their...
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I have no idea why I'm here writing this. It must be because I have nothing better to do towards the end of my shift at work... no wait, this is the midway. Dammit.

Anyway, I'm bored and don't know what to do other than cruise around here like a man on a mission that he forgot somewhere between his hotel room and the porn...
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I am tired.

Worked a twelve hour shift today, which is actually over in two hours, and have been working all night. Not just on the actual job. I've been writing almost nonstop. Scripting, going on with lyrics, moving slightly forward with a novel I'm working on, getting to work on concept drawings. Everything really. Another day in the life of someone who hates being...
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This blog is not real. It is a figment of my imagination put into digital type.


Behold the pale spoon rides.

I have absolutely nothing to say today aside from, "God dammit. Bitches be stealing my catalytic converter!"

God damn my neighborhood.

I'm finally awake now. Slept all damn day yesterday. Worth it too, needed the recovery sleep. Note to self. Eat first then stick to either beer or liquor. Do not mix the whole thing. But, fun either way you look at it.

I have no idea what to post today other than another arbitrary blog, so that's probably what it will be today. Just a...
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Yeah.... finally, after I've done this a few times, I learned my lesson. Drink some god damned water while trying to get liquored up. Otherwise, you just aren't too fond of movement the next day. But hell, it was worth it. So, now I'm off to aspirin up since I've hydrated again and actually go to work tomorrow. Honestly, it's their own damn fault for...
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Figured I'd say this now while sober.

Ha ha internet!

Carry on with the debauchery!

Oooo, blog blog blog. This seems to be all I'm currently capable of doing. Actually, story is slightly less stagnant at the moment. I've decided to go another direction entirely for the introduction to the series. Tell the story of the sidekick first, then the main character. Two novel ideas for the price of one. Now, just to finish either of them.

If I wasn't...
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I am the lord of the dance.

Dance twinkle toes! Dance!

I am not quite sure what I intend to write on here tonight but I figured that it would be worth the time to try to hammer out some kind of idea or thought, no matter how inane or insane that it might actually be. The night just drags this go around. I'm not quite sure as to why. Things floating on the surface that...
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I am the god of the cheese and you cannot hope to stop the evil forces I will unleash upon the nations at their markets of choice.

All hail lord Gouda! The End is Nigh!