damn i have to start in reverse......
new funkin years
my roommate idris and i decided that we should give two words new definitions this year....now as follows:
"dumb" /a noun/.....the second penis on a dog...
"stupid" /a noun/..... is the third.
is that wierd at all........fuck it .....its a new year
went to ethio cafe and saw a really lame hip hop show but with good company.....left and smoked a j up shefield til we got to 1001 liquir's where we tried to hail a cab but got distracted by a really good bum fight.... quarters went flyin when a staight jab connected a couple times....
no cab walk west....wait for cab, as soon as one comes yuppies try to jump in, i step infront and laugh, saying hell no, we ve been waiting, he tells me the red wings suck as he walks away referring to my skully....i go with the every ready yes, and so does your mom,......he says i am a bitch as we all laugh and tell him hes the bitch still on the corner waitin for another cab as we sped off.....on the way, pull up to some chicago pd at a light who throw their car into reverse past the cab at a high rate of speed and as i look out the back window in time to see them trying to pull some swat driving move and slam there car right into a light pole. smashing the hell out of their back end..funny shit and a hell of a way to start a new year.....
apen was off the chain
for snow and boarding, but drowning in money which i have none......20$ hamburgers? serious?
best gift you gave?
a tourques pendent to my special lady friend
best you got?
new board and bindings......last board was 10 years old...
just watched?
transformers... spinal tap
still no sign of?
regection!
best to all........sorry i miss you jones....i rode my ass off! while you where
?
sucks....
new funkin years
my roommate idris and i decided that we should give two words new definitions this year....now as follows:
"dumb" /a noun/.....the second penis on a dog...
"stupid" /a noun/..... is the third.
is that wierd at all........fuck it .....its a new year
went to ethio cafe and saw a really lame hip hop show but with good company.....left and smoked a j up shefield til we got to 1001 liquir's where we tried to hail a cab but got distracted by a really good bum fight.... quarters went flyin when a staight jab connected a couple times....
no cab walk west....wait for cab, as soon as one comes yuppies try to jump in, i step infront and laugh, saying hell no, we ve been waiting, he tells me the red wings suck as he walks away referring to my skully....i go with the every ready yes, and so does your mom,......he says i am a bitch as we all laugh and tell him hes the bitch still on the corner waitin for another cab as we sped off.....on the way, pull up to some chicago pd at a light who throw their car into reverse past the cab at a high rate of speed and as i look out the back window in time to see them trying to pull some swat driving move and slam there car right into a light pole. smashing the hell out of their back end..funny shit and a hell of a way to start a new year.....
apen was off the chain
for snow and boarding, but drowning in money which i have none......20$ hamburgers? serious?
best gift you gave?
a tourques pendent to my special lady friend
best you got?
new board and bindings......last board was 10 years old...
just watched?
transformers... spinal tap
still no sign of?
regection!
best to all........sorry i miss you jones....i rode my ass off! while you where
?
sucks....
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Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'll have another one in about 6 months. Or just celebrate st pats day.