joeythenifty

I just overheard a commercial for a razor called the schick quatro. The guy on it was talking about how the razor works so well, that your five o'clock shadow won't show up until... after five o'clock! Then he's all "Five O'clock shadow: maybe you should change your name!How manly is that? It's totally a throwdown against stubble. I tell you what, that guy...
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I remembered something abou tthese entries. I have a link to them in my instant messenger profile, which means that someone may read them after all. That is so embarrassing.
I miss being able to write well. I used to have something to say every minute of the day, and now all I can think about is how hungry I am and what I used...
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Cars piss me off. They're great things on the surface; they're fast and easy to drive, compared to other vehicles, and there's a worldwide system of roads designed specifically for cars. But for every piece of freedom they offer, they take away two. Cars require money, constantly. You have to have a healthy bit saved up to get one in the first place, and once...
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As much as I love the written word, and as much as I enjoy writing, text rarely seems loud enough. And I feel even more muffled because when I write here there's no garauntee that it'll ever be read. On top of that I can usually be sure that if I manage to say something articulately, and somebody deigns to listen, they probably won't take...
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I just watched, and am now re-watching, the final presidential debate and can honestly say that my political views have changed alot. I used to be furious about a few of Bush's policies, now I am furious about absolutely everything going on in politics today. Both candidates mmanipulated statistics shamelessly, going back and forth on whether Kerry likes war and rich people, and whether Bush...
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Cracking knuckles. I learned today that the sixteenth amendment, which grants the state the right to tax its citizens, wasn't legally passed into the constitution. An attorney named Micheal Louis Minns checked all the original documents from the states which were claimed to have supported the amendment and found that each one violated the legal process in at least two ways. I always thought taxes...
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I returned to SG today like a baby tortoise to the ocean, and found a comment from a bona fide suicide girl awaiting me. This event has led me to conclude that you should always see a person naked upon first meeting them, it's really neat.
I found the last poem I wrote, and decided that the only way it's going to be read is...
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I just joined suicide girls today, and am very happy for having done so, but have developed the uncannily common opinion that I need tattoos piercings and dyed hair. I have nothing else to write, but mark my words, when I do have something to write, It'll go right fucking here.