Ok internetty clickety clickers, not much in the way of a wisdom drop for you today, as Flash broke free from his cage and reinforced room and tried begging the neighbours to call the police....lol....but you know I took care of the sitch...nice quiet chat with the Flendersons next door was all it took for them to realize them EVER calling the police about ANYTHING...
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"screaming with his one leg and all covered in feces"

Was in such a good mood today that I decided to let Flash out of the cage for a few minutes this morning while he hopped around the house screaming "Help me, help me! I am a prisoner! I was bought on the fucking internet! This motherfucker keeps me like a pet!"

I was laughing...
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Double smack!

A poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
Salman Rushdie

A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
Jean Cocteau

Hit me with a few lines of poetry that have always made you blow your intellectual...
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Sadder & Fatter: "During this three-decade boom-bust cycle of downsizing, working (North) Americans have steadily seen their incomes drop and their personal debt rise, while they became sadder and fatter and ever more addicted to a gambling lifestylelottos in most states, Indian casinos everywhere, endless reality TV shows about hitting the big time..." (brackets mine) the rest is stolen.

Ok we all get this, its...
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A tweet from the giftedly hilarious and very pretty Sarah Silverman: "I changed a baby's diaper today and she had a totally shaved vagina. What a country we live in!"

This got my shoulders bouncing and I even let Flash hop around while it was playing.

Ive obtained the services of a one legged boy to type for me as I lay on the couch drunkenly yelling / dictating my thoughts to him, whipping the occasionally half full beer can at him when he makes a mistake.

We will from this point on refer to him as Flash or Flashy. BUT NEVER Flasher. Thats fucking sick. He's a young boy and...
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