Ok internetty clickety clickers, not much in the way of a wisdom drop for you today, as Flash broke free from his cage and reinforced room and tried begging the neighbours to call the police....lol....but you know I took care of the sitch...nice quiet chat with the Flendersons next door was all it took for them to realize them EVER calling the police about ANYTHING...
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"screaming with his one leg and all covered in feces"
Was in such a good mood today that I decided to let Flash out of the cage for a few minutes this morning while he hopped around the house screaming "Help me, help me! I am a prisoner! I was bought on the fucking internet! This motherfucker keeps me like a pet!"
I was laughing...
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Was in such a good mood today that I decided to let Flash out of the cage for a few minutes this morning while he hopped around the house screaming "Help me, help me! I am a prisoner! I was bought on the fucking internet! This motherfucker keeps me like a pet!"
I was laughing...
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silencia:
Dude... that first sentence made me think of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Thanks for the giggle.
Thank you for your comment on my latest contribution to Member Review. You rock!
xoxo
Thank you for your comment on my latest contribution to Member Review. You rock!
xoxo
Double smack!
A poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
Salman Rushdie
A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
Jean Cocteau
Hit me with a few lines of poetry that have always made you blow your intellectual...
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A poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
Salman Rushdie
A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
Jean Cocteau
Hit me with a few lines of poetry that have always made you blow your intellectual...
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sissa:
HI Sweetie!!
Thank you so much for your comment on my new set in MR!!!!!
I really appreciate it!!
Kiss
Thank you so much for your comment on my new set in MR!!!!!
I really appreciate it!!
Kiss
bernadette_:
At the violet hour, the evening hour that strives
Homeward, and brings the sailor home from sea,
The typist home at teatime, clears her breakfast, lights
Her stove, and lays out food in tins.
Out of the window perilously spread
Her drying combinations touched by the sun's last rays,
On the divan are piled (at night her bed)
Stockings, slippers, camisoles, and stays.
T.S. Eliot
Homeward, and brings the sailor home from sea,
The typist home at teatime, clears her breakfast, lights
Her stove, and lays out food in tins.
Out of the window perilously spread
Her drying combinations touched by the sun's last rays,
On the divan are piled (at night her bed)
Stockings, slippers, camisoles, and stays.
T.S. Eliot
Sadder & Fatter: "During this three-decade boom-bust cycle of downsizing, working (North) Americans have steadily seen their incomes drop and their personal debt rise, while they became sadder and fatter and ever more addicted to a gambling lifestylelottos in most states, Indian casinos everywhere, endless reality TV shows about hitting the big time..." (brackets mine) the rest is stolen.
Ok we all get this, its...
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plueberrycherry:
thank you so much for your comment, it was really awsome, hope your doin ok xx
A tweet from the giftedly hilarious and very pretty Sarah Silverman: "I changed a baby's diaper today and she had a totally shaved vagina. What a country we live in!"
vigil_:
Sarah Silverman is the funniest lady ever!!!
This got my shoulders bouncing and I even let Flash hop around while it was playing.
roxymonoxcide:
Good question..I honestly don't know. Do you have the answer?
Ive obtained the services of a one legged boy to type for me as I lay on the couch drunkenly yelling / dictating my thoughts to him, whipping the occasionally half full beer can at him when he makes a mistake.
We will from this point on refer to him as Flash or Flashy. BUT NEVER Flasher. Thats fucking sick. He's a young boy and...
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We will from this point on refer to him as Flash or Flashy. BUT NEVER Flasher. Thats fucking sick. He's a young boy and...
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Annastasia