Pasted in from elsewhere...
1) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
no
2) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not massively - especially if they're mingers to start with
3) How old do you look?
about 53
4) How old do you act?
usually about 6
5) What's the last song you sang?
Hey Hey 16k
6) Do you have a crazy uncle?
Sadly he passed away three weeks ago :S
7) Have you ever smuggled something into america?
just myself - and I got away with it
8) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
yep
9) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
dunno - have newcastle actually won any games this season yet?
10) Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
nope
11) You ever had sex in a tent?
:'(
12) What about in a boat?
define boat...
13) Have you ever dated a goth?
no
14) Can you fix your own car?
I can fix that fault you get when you run out of petrol - oh an I change tyres
15) Would you kill george w. bush yourself if you were
guaranteed to get away with it?
i'd kill anybody if i could get away with it
16) Should guys wear pink?
if it makes them feel good, why not?
17) Do you smoke?
No
18) Are you a lover or a fighter?
More of a retreater at great speed
19) What's your worst fear?
Crowds
20) As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Why only as a kid?
21) Do you like reality tv?
Its shit at the moment - at least until "series 7" goes live...
22) Chew on straws?
nope
23) Were you a cute baby?
strangely - yes
24) Whats your favorite color?
blue
25) What color is your keyboard?
which one?
26) Do you sing in the shower?
no
27) Have you ever bungee jumped?
when there's a perfectly good set of stairs?
28) Any secret talents?
yes, but they wouldn't be secret if I shared them
29) What's your ideal vacation spot?
1st moon colony
30) Can you swim?
like a brick
31) Have you seen the movie "donnie darko"?
oh yes - what's not to love about a 6ft rabbit called frank
32) Do you care about the o-zone?
yep - I feel for all those penguins that keep cooking off
33) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a
toostie pop?
lick?
34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
yes if I practise
35) Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes
36) Are you an only child?
sadly not - although I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids
37) Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
manual
38) Do you like your handwriting?
yep - its got built in crypto
39). What are you allergic to?
food colours - they're great
40). When was the last time you said i love you?
last night - right after I plugged the 360 in
41). Do you cry at weddings?
only if I'm forced to attend
42). How do you like your eggs?
with chips
43) What time is it?
about 2-30
44) Do you have a nickname?
several - some of them are even repeatable
45) Is mcdonald's disgusting?
depends what you're doing with it
46). When was the last time you were in a car?
About 3hrs ago
47). Do you prefer baths or showers?
baths
48). Are you afraid of the dark?
only of what's in the dark
49). What are you addicted to?
caffine, laptops, consoles, ...
50). Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
just ewww
51). Can you crack your neck?
nope
52). Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
yes - my dad bought a decomissioned one - that was ace.
53). How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once
54). Is drug free the way to be?
depends on the drug - it is your body...
55) Are you a heavy sleeper?
what's this "sleep" I keep hearing about?
56) What color are your eyes??
brown
57) Last inside joke?
TSRC
58) Do you like your life?
mostly yes
59) Have you read "catcher in the rye"?
nope
60) Do you play any instruments?
several - all badly
61) Have u ever stolen anything?
stolen is such a strong word - I preferr "borrow with intent"...
62) Can you snowboard?
No
63) Do you like camping?
As long as its someplace dry, with aircon & room service
64) Do u snort when u laugh?
No
65) Do you believe in magic?
no - and I kill fairies as well
66) Are dogs a man's best friend?
as long as they're real dogs - I don't know what the fuck those shitzu things are
67) You believe in divorce?
as long as its not my own!
68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yeah
69) Is it cold outside today?
brass monkey cold
70) What was the last thing you ate?
toast
71) Do you wear nail polish?
only if I'm not going to get caught
72) What's the most annoying tv commercial?
they're all annoying
73) Do you shop at american eagle?
no, but if they're endangered I'd like to eat one
74) do you like chicken?
they did evolve into delicious creatures
75) If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
probably with his shortness - and a shit load of kid-safe computer games
1) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
no
2) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not massively - especially if they're mingers to start with
3) How old do you look?
about 53
4) How old do you act?
usually about 6
5) What's the last song you sang?
Hey Hey 16k
6) Do you have a crazy uncle?
Sadly he passed away three weeks ago :S
7) Have you ever smuggled something into america?
just myself - and I got away with it
8) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
yep
9) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
dunno - have newcastle actually won any games this season yet?
10) Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
nope
11) You ever had sex in a tent?
:'(
12) What about in a boat?
define boat...
13) Have you ever dated a goth?
no
14) Can you fix your own car?
I can fix that fault you get when you run out of petrol - oh an I change tyres
15) Would you kill george w. bush yourself if you were
guaranteed to get away with it?
i'd kill anybody if i could get away with it
16) Should guys wear pink?
if it makes them feel good, why not?
17) Do you smoke?
No
18) Are you a lover or a fighter?
More of a retreater at great speed
19) What's your worst fear?
Crowds
20) As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Why only as a kid?
21) Do you like reality tv?
Its shit at the moment - at least until "series 7" goes live...
22) Chew on straws?
nope
23) Were you a cute baby?
strangely - yes
24) Whats your favorite color?
blue
25) What color is your keyboard?
which one?
26) Do you sing in the shower?
no
27) Have you ever bungee jumped?
when there's a perfectly good set of stairs?
28) Any secret talents?
yes, but they wouldn't be secret if I shared them
29) What's your ideal vacation spot?
1st moon colony
30) Can you swim?
like a brick
31) Have you seen the movie "donnie darko"?
oh yes - what's not to love about a 6ft rabbit called frank
32) Do you care about the o-zone?
yep - I feel for all those penguins that keep cooking off
33) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a
toostie pop?
lick?
34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
yes if I practise
35) Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes
36) Are you an only child?
sadly not - although I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids
37) Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?
manual
38) Do you like your handwriting?
yep - its got built in crypto
39). What are you allergic to?
food colours - they're great
40). When was the last time you said i love you?
last night - right after I plugged the 360 in
41). Do you cry at weddings?
only if I'm forced to attend
42). How do you like your eggs?
with chips
43) What time is it?
about 2-30
44) Do you have a nickname?
several - some of them are even repeatable
45) Is mcdonald's disgusting?
depends what you're doing with it
46). When was the last time you were in a car?
About 3hrs ago
47). Do you prefer baths or showers?
baths
48). Are you afraid of the dark?
only of what's in the dark
49). What are you addicted to?
caffine, laptops, consoles, ...
50). Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
just ewww
51). Can you crack your neck?
nope
52). Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
yes - my dad bought a decomissioned one - that was ace.
53). How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once
54). Is drug free the way to be?
depends on the drug - it is your body...
55) Are you a heavy sleeper?
what's this "sleep" I keep hearing about?
56) What color are your eyes??
brown
57) Last inside joke?
TSRC
58) Do you like your life?
mostly yes
59) Have you read "catcher in the rye"?
nope
60) Do you play any instruments?
several - all badly
61) Have u ever stolen anything?
stolen is such a strong word - I preferr "borrow with intent"...
62) Can you snowboard?
No
63) Do you like camping?
As long as its someplace dry, with aircon & room service
64) Do u snort when u laugh?
No
65) Do you believe in magic?
no - and I kill fairies as well
66) Are dogs a man's best friend?
as long as they're real dogs - I don't know what the fuck those shitzu things are
67) You believe in divorce?
as long as its not my own!
68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yeah
69) Is it cold outside today?
brass monkey cold
70) What was the last thing you ate?
toast
71) Do you wear nail polish?
only if I'm not going to get caught
72) What's the most annoying tv commercial?
they're all annoying
73) Do you shop at american eagle?
no, but if they're endangered I'd like to eat one
74) do you like chicken?
they did evolve into delicious creatures
75) If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
probably with his shortness - and a shit load of kid-safe computer games