Luke is the kid who was working the door at the show I got into a fight at last January. He was the guy who wasn't going to throw out the drunks because he talks more than he does stuff. So i felt bad for him, and i became the drunk tosser for a few minutes.
For some reason Luke had his shirt ripped at that show. i'm still unclear as to why it was ripped, but after the fight my friend Pat went up to Luke and asked him, "did you rip your shirt to be like hulk hogan?"
"FUCK YOU PAT!"
Luke's a big guy. he stands about 6 feet tall (i'd say about 188 cm for our metric using friends) and about 240 lbs. (2.2lbs= 1kg, so do the math!) he looks like he could kick some serious ass. i know he can. he just doesn't do it because he's scared of fighting. i know that he's beaten the crap out of his brother drew and his cousin before.
one time i was up in drew and luke's attic, at their parents small, working class rural home. we had been out all night drinking at strip clubs. after i left they were still hanging out up there with the cheif and some psycho cokehead stripper that followed the cheif home. polack and drew's cousin drunk-dialed the house and drew told them not to come over. not being the type of people to listen to anyone when they're drunk, polack and drew's cousin decide to come over and act like assholes. it wasn't long before polack found himself being 86'd as drew dragged him down the stairs, and slammed him through the sheetrock wall in his mother's mudroom.
drew is a tough character. he probably gets into more fights than anyone i know due to his alcohol problem and anger management issues. so drew was fired up enough to pull polack outside and he wasn't gonna stop there. drew had polack on the ground and was beating the shit out of him right there in the snow on the front lawn. Luke steps in trying to prevent Polack from being killed, and ends up fighting with drew -who's one of the very few people Luke's not afraid to fight with.
Since Luke has drew outweighed by a good 50-60 pounds, it's not long before drew's bent over and being repeatedly kneed in the face Muay Thai style. Luke turns, and tosses drew over the hood of a junked car. drew gets back up and runs right back at Luke in a fit of rage, only to be tossed right back over the hood of the same car. and getting up, drew finds a mop handle and whacks luke over the head with it to send luke to the emergency room to get stitches. if it wasn't for that mop, the fight was over for drew. but luke could kick some serious ass. he just doesn't. he's kind of nerdy and let himself get bullied all throughout highschool.
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so, despite the fact that i may come off as a thug... (i drive an old school pickup truck, i'm a carpenter, i work out, i get into fights, i'm into hardcore and metal, i wear carhartts....) i must confess something. i do love to geek out every once in a while. i play d&d, i research medeival history, and sometimes i dress up in armour and fight people with swords.... i actually went to art school for 2 years because i wanted to draw warriors and dragons for d&d books....but that didn't work out. and that's another story.
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this is long and i'm tired, so i'll continue it later. i changed my favorite suicide girls. no offense to anyone, i was just in the mood for a change. these girls i put up are hot too, and i think they've got some great photosets. i just thought they deserved the props.
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can you think of a movie that's really only good for 1 or 2 parts? and those 1 or 2 parts are really good, but the rest of the movie is mediocre?
i think of romper stomper, where all those asian guys from the factory chase down the skinheads and beat them all up and then burn down their house.
the other one is dazed and confused where the nerd fights the bully (same actor plays the jewish guy in saving private ryan).
"i'm the one smoking marijuana motherfucker, you got a problem with that?"
"just making an observation"
"oh...an observation... who are you? isaac fucking newton?"
...that whole little dialogue just cracks me up. it was sampled on an asshole parade 7" for those of you who're into power violence from back in the late 90s.
For some reason Luke had his shirt ripped at that show. i'm still unclear as to why it was ripped, but after the fight my friend Pat went up to Luke and asked him, "did you rip your shirt to be like hulk hogan?"
"FUCK YOU PAT!"
Luke's a big guy. he stands about 6 feet tall (i'd say about 188 cm for our metric using friends) and about 240 lbs. (2.2lbs= 1kg, so do the math!) he looks like he could kick some serious ass. i know he can. he just doesn't do it because he's scared of fighting. i know that he's beaten the crap out of his brother drew and his cousin before.
one time i was up in drew and luke's attic, at their parents small, working class rural home. we had been out all night drinking at strip clubs. after i left they were still hanging out up there with the cheif and some psycho cokehead stripper that followed the cheif home. polack and drew's cousin drunk-dialed the house and drew told them not to come over. not being the type of people to listen to anyone when they're drunk, polack and drew's cousin decide to come over and act like assholes. it wasn't long before polack found himself being 86'd as drew dragged him down the stairs, and slammed him through the sheetrock wall in his mother's mudroom.
drew is a tough character. he probably gets into more fights than anyone i know due to his alcohol problem and anger management issues. so drew was fired up enough to pull polack outside and he wasn't gonna stop there. drew had polack on the ground and was beating the shit out of him right there in the snow on the front lawn. Luke steps in trying to prevent Polack from being killed, and ends up fighting with drew -who's one of the very few people Luke's not afraid to fight with.
Since Luke has drew outweighed by a good 50-60 pounds, it's not long before drew's bent over and being repeatedly kneed in the face Muay Thai style. Luke turns, and tosses drew over the hood of a junked car. drew gets back up and runs right back at Luke in a fit of rage, only to be tossed right back over the hood of the same car. and getting up, drew finds a mop handle and whacks luke over the head with it to send luke to the emergency room to get stitches. if it wasn't for that mop, the fight was over for drew. but luke could kick some serious ass. he just doesn't. he's kind of nerdy and let himself get bullied all throughout highschool.
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so, despite the fact that i may come off as a thug... (i drive an old school pickup truck, i'm a carpenter, i work out, i get into fights, i'm into hardcore and metal, i wear carhartts....) i must confess something. i do love to geek out every once in a while. i play d&d, i research medeival history, and sometimes i dress up in armour and fight people with swords.... i actually went to art school for 2 years because i wanted to draw warriors and dragons for d&d books....but that didn't work out. and that's another story.
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this is long and i'm tired, so i'll continue it later. i changed my favorite suicide girls. no offense to anyone, i was just in the mood for a change. these girls i put up are hot too, and i think they've got some great photosets. i just thought they deserved the props.
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can you think of a movie that's really only good for 1 or 2 parts? and those 1 or 2 parts are really good, but the rest of the movie is mediocre?
i think of romper stomper, where all those asian guys from the factory chase down the skinheads and beat them all up and then burn down their house.
the other one is dazed and confused where the nerd fights the bully (same actor plays the jewish guy in saving private ryan).
"i'm the one smoking marijuana motherfucker, you got a problem with that?"
"just making an observation"
"oh...an observation... who are you? isaac fucking newton?"
...that whole little dialogue just cracks me up. it was sampled on an asshole parade 7" for those of you who're into power violence from back in the late 90s.
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