this dentist who used to live down the street from me when i was growing up just got arrested for having 3 stolen cars.
1 hummer, 1 corvette, 1 cadillac. he always used to get a new porsche every other year, but nobody thought anything about it because he was a dentist and had 2 houses. everyone figured he's got loaded. he acted weird like he was on speed all the time. he had easy access to prescription drugs.
my older sister and i used to watch his kids sometimes. my younger sister was friends with his daughter. sometimes we'd be there and he'd forget to bring us home and we only lived 5 minutes down the road. or he'd make some excuse to delay bringing us home as long as possible.
the guy was a dick and he used to tell people i was gay. i don't care if someone thinks i'm gay but it's annoying. especially when you live in a small town.
his wife was a nice lady. i think she married him for his money. she ended up divorcing him later.
anyways, he's yuppie scum and i'm glad he got caught. rich people are the scum of the earth, it's a proven fact. girls shouldn't marry for money. you're always better off dating a blue collar working man like me.
by the way, i went to see social distortion in providence with my friend brian dimmick not too long ago. the pompadour has got to be the dumbest haricut ever. even dumber than the mullet.
the only person i've ever seen able to rock a pompadour is Jerry, the old janitor at my old school who probably had been rocking that haircut since he got back from Korea in '53 with only 1 eye.
as far as my dating life goes, i just shot myself in the foot. but as morrissey says,
"shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to."
1 hummer, 1 corvette, 1 cadillac. he always used to get a new porsche every other year, but nobody thought anything about it because he was a dentist and had 2 houses. everyone figured he's got loaded. he acted weird like he was on speed all the time. he had easy access to prescription drugs.
my older sister and i used to watch his kids sometimes. my younger sister was friends with his daughter. sometimes we'd be there and he'd forget to bring us home and we only lived 5 minutes down the road. or he'd make some excuse to delay bringing us home as long as possible.
the guy was a dick and he used to tell people i was gay. i don't care if someone thinks i'm gay but it's annoying. especially when you live in a small town.
his wife was a nice lady. i think she married him for his money. she ended up divorcing him later.
anyways, he's yuppie scum and i'm glad he got caught. rich people are the scum of the earth, it's a proven fact. girls shouldn't marry for money. you're always better off dating a blue collar working man like me.
by the way, i went to see social distortion in providence with my friend brian dimmick not too long ago. the pompadour has got to be the dumbest haricut ever. even dumber than the mullet.
the only person i've ever seen able to rock a pompadour is Jerry, the old janitor at my old school who probably had been rocking that haircut since he got back from Korea in '53 with only 1 eye.
as far as my dating life goes, i just shot myself in the foot. but as morrissey says,
"shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to."
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