Funny story from last week.... I went to this club in Providence called AS220. It's a pretty cool space for DIY punk shows. sometimes they have artsy indie rock crap, for a bunch of RISD kids but i just don't go on those nights. other than that it's got a nice bar and awesome Mexican food. I like it because it's a place for DIY punk shows and I haven't seen too many of those that have run as well as this one.
Now that night, I went looking for an ATM machine from my bank. I didn't know there was a gay bar around there but I passed one about 1 or 2 blocks away from AS220. On the way back there were some drag queens out in front of the bar being funny. I overheard them, chuckled to myself about their giant shoe size and was on my way. About halfway through the parking lot I looked back and noticed someone was following me.
It was a big, fat, mustached, middle aged queen who resembled a walrus in a golf shirt.
"HI"
"....hi..." i answered.
"What's your name?"
"Don't worry about it" yea, it was rude, but it's short and to the point. it's alot nicer than what i felt like saying.... I just want to see my show, go away you old haggy bar queen. I am not cruising this gay bar's parking lot looking for gross old men to bone me in the ass.
the guy got pissed anyways and goes off on a tangent about how i think i'm better than him because i won't tell him my name, blah blah, he tells me I'm being a bitch twice. I was confused for a second there. I thought he was looking for a fight because he followed me and called me a bitch. I got kind of stand offish at that point. You don't call a grown man a bitch....but then I realized he thought I was a patron of the gay bar and he meant it in a queen to queen kind of way.
so i just said "My name is Bill." and Big Gay Al says "well my name is Bill too. You go your way, i'll go mine. Your world is over there, mine is this way." and he walks away with his nose in the air.
okay, so crap.... i've been off of work way too long. i've been trying to do stuff so i don't get depressed from becoming a shut in who spends all day on the computer. So far, I haven't become one of those low-lifes who's always in SG chat.
i'm lifting weights again after a little break i took around my fight, and i'm gonna try to go to the beach some more. i'm also going to a new MMA school in addition to my BJJ classes.
...and a new book. Our Troth volume 1 history and lore. It's basically a book on the history and lore of Germanic Heathenry (aka the viking gods)
Now that night, I went looking for an ATM machine from my bank. I didn't know there was a gay bar around there but I passed one about 1 or 2 blocks away from AS220. On the way back there were some drag queens out in front of the bar being funny. I overheard them, chuckled to myself about their giant shoe size and was on my way. About halfway through the parking lot I looked back and noticed someone was following me.
It was a big, fat, mustached, middle aged queen who resembled a walrus in a golf shirt.
"HI"
"....hi..." i answered.
"What's your name?"
"Don't worry about it" yea, it was rude, but it's short and to the point. it's alot nicer than what i felt like saying.... I just want to see my show, go away you old haggy bar queen. I am not cruising this gay bar's parking lot looking for gross old men to bone me in the ass.
the guy got pissed anyways and goes off on a tangent about how i think i'm better than him because i won't tell him my name, blah blah, he tells me I'm being a bitch twice. I was confused for a second there. I thought he was looking for a fight because he followed me and called me a bitch. I got kind of stand offish at that point. You don't call a grown man a bitch....but then I realized he thought I was a patron of the gay bar and he meant it in a queen to queen kind of way.
so i just said "My name is Bill." and Big Gay Al says "well my name is Bill too. You go your way, i'll go mine. Your world is over there, mine is this way." and he walks away with his nose in the air.
okay, so crap.... i've been off of work way too long. i've been trying to do stuff so i don't get depressed from becoming a shut in who spends all day on the computer. So far, I haven't become one of those low-lifes who's always in SG chat.
i'm lifting weights again after a little break i took around my fight, and i'm gonna try to go to the beach some more. i'm also going to a new MMA school in addition to my BJJ classes.
...and a new book. Our Troth volume 1 history and lore. It's basically a book on the history and lore of Germanic Heathenry (aka the viking gods)
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Gotta love middle-aged drag queens, biatch!
What are you lifting? Trying to develop you upper or lower body mostly? Are you trying any break training to condition your hands and legs to the blows you have to give in MMA?