time for an update.
my foreman realy pissed me off this week, saying some bullshit. and i bit my lip and refrained from winging my hammer at his fat head because in about 2 months i should be getting health insurance, a raise and a pension credit.
they're starting a huge expansion at foxwoods casino next month, so maybe i'll tell him to eat shit and then go to that job.
the kids elliot and isabella overheard mark say "butt plug." then they started calling us "butt plugs" and started chanting "butt plug." then they asked what a butt plug was. i told them he said "butt clog" and it's when you have to poop but nothing comes out. it was a tough save, but a save none the less. i didn't want to explain what a butt plug was to a 5 and 7 year old. i didn't learn about those until high school.
i got like 5 people added to my friends list in the last week or 2. i must be getting popular or something. actually, i think i'm just becoming more of a geek.
my foreman realy pissed me off this week, saying some bullshit. and i bit my lip and refrained from winging my hammer at his fat head because in about 2 months i should be getting health insurance, a raise and a pension credit.
they're starting a huge expansion at foxwoods casino next month, so maybe i'll tell him to eat shit and then go to that job.
the kids elliot and isabella overheard mark say "butt plug." then they started calling us "butt plugs" and started chanting "butt plug." then they asked what a butt plug was. i told them he said "butt clog" and it's when you have to poop but nothing comes out. it was a tough save, but a save none the less. i didn't want to explain what a butt plug was to a 5 and 7 year old. i didn't learn about those until high school.
i got like 5 people added to my friends list in the last week or 2. i must be getting popular or something. actually, i think i'm just becoming more of a geek.
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Oh, I'm so sheltered.
I wouldn't blow off a chance to say 20 things about myself. I *love* talking about myself.