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joemallik

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Saturday Mar 29, 2008

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I saw a TV commercial last nite, for the umpteenth time, for a product called, "Extendze". I think I got the spelling right. It's supposed to "make that certain part of the male anatomy bigger." There are other similar products, I don't remember the names. I'm curious, do they work? Who can I ask? I don't want to spend money on it to find out. Surely, someone at SG has tried such a product and can recommend it. Or not.
Who do I ask? I suppose I could put it to my Geezer group. They're a fun group, with a wide field of experience. I "know" such products _don't_ work, but maybe they do? I'm always up for something that may make sex better. Ah, it's just strange. Strange that the FDA hasn't challenged their claims and put them out of business. On a related note...

This happened to me, about 25 years ago.

I was making love with Kelly, and I noticed somehing was different. She noticed it, too. I pulled out of her, to look and see what was going on, and I couldn't believe it. My cock was pencil thin ( thinner than usual) and almost literally a foot long! I put it back in and kept stroking. No, the sex was not better than usual.
This had never happened before, and hasn't happened since. A one time fluke, I guess. But, it proves that I _could_ be bigger, if by "bigger" they mean "longer". Personally, I'd rather have more girth then length.
The nerves in a vagina are not setup to appreciate length, they _are_ setup to appreciate girth.
If Extendze would/could increase girth, I'd go for it. For me, increased length isn't necessary.

The ideal would be to release a grateful Genie from its prison. One of my wishes would be for my cock to be able to change to whatever shape and size my lover/sex partner wants it to be. smile As long as she remembers to put it back to its original size, that'd be really cool.





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