does this avatar make me look self centered?
folding two wheel cart things are bred in dollar stores i think. they are fed flipflops and taken for daily walks by old chinese ladies. when they reach mating age. they do their mating dance on the streetcars, in the bump, grind and shuffle, they fertilize their eggs, which are later deposited below conveyor belt counters (the constant shopping deterius makes the linoleum very nutrient rich) on sunday nights, those little handbaskets are hatched, and in a frenzy they all scrabble towards the back of the store. sadly, most of them dont make it, they are captured by customers and employees, killed, and made into shopping carts. but the lucky few who do make it to the back of the store, cocoon themselves with a hard wood shell and sticky cellophane, then go dormant for weeks. this is called the 'vegetable crate' stage. eventually, they stick to a delivery truck and they roam around the city. until they are harvested by umbrellas (the cellophane is spun into vinyl, to make beautiful 2 dollar umbrella skin).
once the celophane is removed, the conditions are right for hatching, all it takes is for someone to use the crate to store flip flops or those cheap kung fu slippers. one day that crate will blossom in a beatiful new carty thing.
folding two wheel cart things are bred in dollar stores i think. they are fed flipflops and taken for daily walks by old chinese ladies. when they reach mating age. they do their mating dance on the streetcars, in the bump, grind and shuffle, they fertilize their eggs, which are later deposited below conveyor belt counters (the constant shopping deterius makes the linoleum very nutrient rich) on sunday nights, those little handbaskets are hatched, and in a frenzy they all scrabble towards the back of the store. sadly, most of them dont make it, they are captured by customers and employees, killed, and made into shopping carts. but the lucky few who do make it to the back of the store, cocoon themselves with a hard wood shell and sticky cellophane, then go dormant for weeks. this is called the 'vegetable crate' stage. eventually, they stick to a delivery truck and they roam around the city. until they are harvested by umbrellas (the cellophane is spun into vinyl, to make beautiful 2 dollar umbrella skin).
once the celophane is removed, the conditions are right for hatching, all it takes is for someone to use the crate to store flip flops or those cheap kung fu slippers. one day that crate will blossom in a beatiful new carty thing.
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keith:
The funny thing is that I posted the same entry in my livejournal, and R Stevens (the guy who does Diesel Sweeties) responded. 
lycoris:
You know, that explanation of carty things makes a lot of sense ... 