So... a little about grand ol' mua:
Let's walk in the: forest by starlight
Let's run through: the sprinklers
Let's look at the: free porn
What a nice: idea
Where did all these: people come from!
When will they: invent AI
How are: you?
Why can't you: be free
Silly, little: rabbit
Show me some: purpose
the sky is: increasingly carbonated!!!!
Tell me: what makes you you
Hide me: from the religious right
Love me: if we're strong enough
I hate your stupid: cowardice. It reminds me of myself (or I'm probably just projecting)
My mom thinks you're: not "there" until you can hear God speaking to you in your head. really.
He's not: without some measure of maleness, I suppose.
Are you that: guy I tried to proseletyze by "speaking in tongues"? =/
******Body: HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: no, but if she ever divorces.... I'm there!
2. Ran away: no.
3. Pictured your crush naked: yes
4. skipped school: yes
5. Broken someone's heart: yes.
6. Been in love: If you mean have I been: biochemically attatched? yes. Has my whole world revolved around one person: no, not really... I was too into "loving God" to love ppl entirely, I think. Go fig.
7. Cried when someone died: grandma. age 7
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Everyone dreams....
10. Done something embarrasing: no. WTF!? who's asking these questions?!
11. Done a drug: Everything's a drug. Some simply have higher toxicities.
12. Cried in school: no.
*****WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: either
14. Sprite or 7UP: either
15. Girls or Guys: girls in bed, though I haven't tried otherwise...
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: occasional scruff
18. Blondes or Brunettes: either
19. Bitchy or Slutty: intelligent
20. Tall or Short: tall
21. Pants or Shorts: either
22. Night or Day: either
*****WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: stats
24. Last person you slow danced with: a bridesmaid who unfortunately thought me too young at the time =/
25. Worst Question To Ask: if you know, -please- tell me!
*****THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: last night
27. Stepped outside: 4 hours ago
28. Had Sex: last week
29. Romantic memory:in college.
*****RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: don't believe in em
31. Person You Hate Most: mostly Mom
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: moving out on my own
33. On your desk: Computer and lots of junk/unopened mail.
34. Picture on your desktop: just one of the sample photos. I rarely see my desktop anyhow lol-- browser almost always open ^^
*****BEST
35. Color: those we cannot see....
36. Movie: see profile
37. Artist: see profile
38. Cars: porsches
39. Ice Cream: cookies and cream
40. Season: no favorite
41. Breakfast Food: poached eggs on toast
*****WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: John Stewart
43. Makes you smile: my older brother
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: applicants should apply
45. Has A Crush On You: not sure. my guess would be none
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: at the moment, I'm strictly narcissistic
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: how would I know?
******DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: haven't since high school
50. Save MSN conversations: yes. Trillian auto-logs them. I then stencil them onto myself with a carving knife as a token to that person, who will be unable to resist my undying love for them. muahahaha!!!
51. Save E-mails: ya, but then I rarely look back at em
52. Forward secret E-mails: never get any
53. Wish you were someone else: yes
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: yes
55. Wear cologne: sporadically
56. Kiss: yes
57. Cuddle: yes
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: yes (god bless cable!)
*****HAVE YOU EVER
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: no.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: no
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: no
63. Been rejected: yes
64. Been in love?: yes (see above)
65. Been in lust?: yes
66. Used someone?: of course.
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: no
69. Been cheated on?: not physically.
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: course. live and learn.
*****WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: guy at the Underground I beat at pool. shook hands.
73. You talked to?: same
74. You hugged?: older brother
75. you instant messaged?: some random person in a Starcraft game
76. You kissed?: Julie (incidentally the only one too)
77. You yelled at?: woulda been my parents
79. Who text messaged you?: see #75 above
80. Who broke your heart?: see #76
81. who told you they loved you?: my Dad. incidentally, I don't think anyone outside of family has done this.... Wanna be the first? =/
*****DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? no, but it'd be fun sometime to try
83. Have tattoos?: no
84. Have piercings?: no
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
86. Own a webcam?: yes
87. Own a thong?: no
88. Ever get off the damn computer? ya, but mostly only because I have to...
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: ya, ein bissen
90. Habla espanol?: mas espanol que aleman
91. Quack?: sure, yah
****HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: no... contrariwise, I'm one of those annoying people who gives back change if they get too much... =/
93. Smoke?: no
94. Schizophrenic?: how would I know if I was?
95. Obsessive?: -I- don't think so
96. Compulsive?: see #95
97. Obsessive compulsive?: see #96
98. Panic?: only when meeting new people
99. Anxiety?: see #98
100. Depressed?: yes. at times, very.
peace out.
Let's walk in the: forest by starlight
Let's run through: the sprinklers
Let's look at the: free porn
What a nice: idea
Where did all these: people come from!
When will they: invent AI
How are: you?
Why can't you: be free
Silly, little: rabbit
Show me some: purpose
the sky is: increasingly carbonated!!!!
Tell me: what makes you you
Hide me: from the religious right
Love me: if we're strong enough
I hate your stupid: cowardice. It reminds me of myself (or I'm probably just projecting)
My mom thinks you're: not "there" until you can hear God speaking to you in your head. really.
He's not: without some measure of maleness, I suppose.
Are you that: guy I tried to proseletyze by "speaking in tongues"? =/
******Body: HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: no, but if she ever divorces.... I'm there!
2. Ran away: no.
3. Pictured your crush naked: yes
4. skipped school: yes
5. Broken someone's heart: yes.
6. Been in love: If you mean have I been: biochemically attatched? yes. Has my whole world revolved around one person: no, not really... I was too into "loving God" to love ppl entirely, I think. Go fig.
7. Cried when someone died: grandma. age 7
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Everyone dreams....
10. Done something embarrasing: no. WTF!? who's asking these questions?!
11. Done a drug: Everything's a drug. Some simply have higher toxicities.
12. Cried in school: no.
*****WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: either
14. Sprite or 7UP: either
15. Girls or Guys: girls in bed, though I haven't tried otherwise...
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: occasional scruff
18. Blondes or Brunettes: either
19. Bitchy or Slutty: intelligent
20. Tall or Short: tall
21. Pants or Shorts: either
22. Night or Day: either
*****WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: stats
24. Last person you slow danced with: a bridesmaid who unfortunately thought me too young at the time =/
25. Worst Question To Ask: if you know, -please- tell me!
*****THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: last night
27. Stepped outside: 4 hours ago
28. Had Sex: last week
29. Romantic memory:in college.
*****RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: don't believe in em
31. Person You Hate Most: mostly Mom
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: moving out on my own
33. On your desk: Computer and lots of junk/unopened mail.
34. Picture on your desktop: just one of the sample photos. I rarely see my desktop anyhow lol-- browser almost always open ^^
*****BEST
35. Color: those we cannot see....
36. Movie: see profile
37. Artist: see profile
38. Cars: porsches
39. Ice Cream: cookies and cream
40. Season: no favorite
41. Breakfast Food: poached eggs on toast
*****WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: John Stewart
43. Makes you smile: my older brother
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: applicants should apply
45. Has A Crush On You: not sure. my guess would be none
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: at the moment, I'm strictly narcissistic
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: how would I know?
******DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: haven't since high school
50. Save MSN conversations: yes. Trillian auto-logs them. I then stencil them onto myself with a carving knife as a token to that person, who will be unable to resist my undying love for them. muahahaha!!!
51. Save E-mails: ya, but then I rarely look back at em
52. Forward secret E-mails: never get any
53. Wish you were someone else: yes
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: yes
55. Wear cologne: sporadically
56. Kiss: yes
57. Cuddle: yes
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: yes (god bless cable!)
*****HAVE YOU EVER
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: no.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: no
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: no
63. Been rejected: yes
64. Been in love?: yes (see above)
65. Been in lust?: yes
66. Used someone?: of course.
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: no
69. Been cheated on?: not physically.
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: course. live and learn.
*****WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: guy at the Underground I beat at pool. shook hands.
73. You talked to?: same
74. You hugged?: older brother
75. you instant messaged?: some random person in a Starcraft game
76. You kissed?: Julie (incidentally the only one too)
77. You yelled at?: woulda been my parents
79. Who text messaged you?: see #75 above
80. Who broke your heart?: see #76
81. who told you they loved you?: my Dad. incidentally, I don't think anyone outside of family has done this.... Wanna be the first? =/
*****DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? no, but it'd be fun sometime to try
83. Have tattoos?: no
84. Have piercings?: no
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
86. Own a webcam?: yes
87. Own a thong?: no
88. Ever get off the damn computer? ya, but mostly only because I have to...
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: ya, ein bissen
90. Habla espanol?: mas espanol que aleman
91. Quack?: sure, yah
****HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: no... contrariwise, I'm one of those annoying people who gives back change if they get too much... =/
93. Smoke?: no
94. Schizophrenic?: how would I know if I was?
95. Obsessive?: -I- don't think so
96. Compulsive?: see #95
97. Obsessive compulsive?: see #96
98. Panic?: only when meeting new people

99. Anxiety?: see #98
100. Depressed?: yes. at times, very.
peace out.