jizzikah

Why I love being a girl? And why do I hate it? Well, I started my period today at work. There's nothing more enriching than talking to a table and feel a stab of pain in your abdomen. Once I realized what it was, ya better had watched out na! I was a royal bitch. I was supposed to work a nice 11 am to 9 pm shift. So I started complaining how I was a woman and hated my period. I wanted someone to rip out my uterus. A manager said that he was feeling crampy too. I looked him straight in the eye and asked "well, do you have a piece of condensed cotton stuck up your twat absorbing the lining of your uterus? Then don't fricken tell me YOUR cramppy." So they sent me home. I guess that was too much info for them. And that's why I love being a woman.

must...study...must...study...DAMN YOU INFERNAL, ADDICTING WEBSITE. if i didn't have to use the computer to study, maybe this would be easier!

come on people! talk to me! where the hell is everyone? oh wait. it's saturday night. i forgot that most people have social lives. CURSES!