jizzikah

Have you ever tried making a baby carriage out of a watermelon? it can be done, my friends. I'll take pics of it.

So the question of the day seems to be when am I due. May 21. Not soon enough. I've already gained over 40 lbs, more than my doctor wanted me to. I'm a chubby little thing. I can't wait to get back in shape.

We've picked the name Anberlin. Yes, I know. It's the name of a band. But we thought the name was pretty and unique and she won't be named after the band in that way. We just stole the name. We are still debating on a middle name. I like Anberlin Rose Summers. We'll see. Any suggestions?

OH. I can't forget to mention that I am a married woman. Joshua and I got hitched last Thursday. Just me, him, the judge, and the cop as our witness.

I love our new apartment. Nice, quiet. Mostly older people live here. No loud parties. A good place to raise a baby.

My baby shower is tomorrow. I'm excited but worried that no one is going to really show up. I've had people say that they are coming, but you know as well as I do that people are flakes. Hell, I flake out all the time. I guess we'll see. If anyone wants to pop in, it's at the Hampton Inn off of IH 10 and Huebner, next to Cracker Barrel.

Mmmmm...I dunno what else to say. So much to catch up on. Tell me what's new on the site and all the gossip that I've missed since January.

Pictures of my huge ass are soon to come. Well, not of my ass, but of...well you know what I mean. Gotta make some cookies now...