jip306:
Im in the hands of heaven when im pouring out a whiskey....
jip306:
Meant this to be audience participation people. Add your favorite!
So. After pissing away nearly 3 hours on Instagram and sg looking at hotties and enjoying perfect breasts and flat bellies i finally said to myself "youre wasting your life...how many hot women do you actually need to look at?"
The answer is: a lot...
All of them, apparently...
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jip306:
I dont bug my wife for sex very often. Ever seen a gopher hole after a badger's been in it?
jip306:
Why do they call it taking a shit? You should be leaving a shit...
1. @fishball
2. IV fluids
jip306:
damn. nothing from my xmas wish list... maybe next year if I'm a good boy.
matoushka:
Haha i love winter
jip306:
im sad I have to put away the dirt bike, but happy to bring out the skis...
not interested in being a part of the world today. I just want to get loaded and fuck. I dont think its too much to ask is it?
a night of motocross, this is how I lose weight...followed by a supper of beer, potato chips and pepperoni sticks...how I gain it all back.
jip306:
who could ever prove me wrong? no one.