jingoist1

If you can still save yourself, don't read my last entry. It's both long winded and dreadfully tiring.

Just what I don't want you to expect from this journal.

Although, in the flesh, I can sound like that on my worst days. Thank god today's almost over!

Oh well, so life goes on, though War and Peace still reads longer. Drano in your glass leaves an impression that's stronger.

That face was for the rhyme, for those of you who can't pronounce English. Of native born speakers, there were none it made tinglish.

Alright, that's enough. I'll quit while I'm ahead. If you're any good riddles, warped ideas, or just an Ogden Nash rip-off you need to get off your chest, drop me a line. I'm a biter.

....good night!