Ashcroft wants your ass because those bongs and bowls in your closet make him hot.
Bin laden wants your ass dead because he doesn't like a living partner.
Either way, you're still f#cked.
Bin laden wants your ass dead because he doesn't like a living partner.
Either way, you're still f#cked.
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