For a short time today, I completely lost it. I freaked out on this smartass dude and his friend, who wouldn't move over to let me by, as I rode home from work. Now I was technically in the wrong for riding on the sidewalk, but I really didn't appreciate his, "bicycles with wheels taller than 21 inches are not allowed on the sidewalk, so fuck you fatass!" attitude and I really didn't like him calling me a fat ass. I do as a matter of fact, have a fat ass, so technically he was again correct. I also admittedly, have a no great ability to verbally argue. So I pushed him and started screaming "IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A SMARTASS TO EVERYONE YOU CROSS, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET YOUR ASS KICKED YOU SKINNY FUCKFACE!". I would at this point, like to say in my defence, that Edmonton is a very dangerous place to ride a bike. Well actually, just plain being on the road is dangerous. I fully admit that I take every shortcut, fun little jump or sidewalk I can. As a rule, I am very careful around pedestrians. I did ring my bell 5 or 6 times prior to passing the two gentlemen, but the one guy was all "Mr. Layers son". The point is that I lost it "Hulk" style and just about beat the crap out of this knob in front of like, 100 cars(stopped at red light) and various other witnesses. I am surprised at myself. I am conflicted about the whole thing. I feel guilty for being the bully asshole in the wrong, but at the same time, I think the kid (17 or 18 by the way) deserved a shot to the head for being a self righteous jerk off. I hope this doesn't change your opinion of me, I am ussually not like this. As I said, I lost it. I have since found it.
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