Ha! Im not in jail...not yet anyways.
I have to go back to court on Sept 19. If i do get locked up, the judge says that i'll only do like 30 days or something. and i'll still have to pay $2500 in fines and shit. Not to mention 12 month probation, random screenings, and general assorted bad vibes. I CAN"T GO TO JAIL!!! im too pretty, they'll tear me apart.
ATTN: If you're a pothead, dont come to MONROE, MICHIGAN!!!! They hate us here! the whole county is like some evil fluke in humanity, they're intending to lock me up over a small (under 1g) piece of weed. Not to mention that i was at a friends house enjoying myself when the Gestappo ransacked my pockets. No probable cause! But they said that since i dont own the house i was in, i can't claim illegal search and seizure. the owner could but he's not....asshole.
Other than that im great! Have a date tonight with a beautiful paralegal that i met at my last court date...i guess something good has come of this madness...
L8r,
Shizzle
I have to go back to court on Sept 19. If i do get locked up, the judge says that i'll only do like 30 days or something. and i'll still have to pay $2500 in fines and shit. Not to mention 12 month probation, random screenings, and general assorted bad vibes. I CAN"T GO TO JAIL!!! im too pretty, they'll tear me apart.
ATTN: If you're a pothead, dont come to MONROE, MICHIGAN!!!! They hate us here! the whole county is like some evil fluke in humanity, they're intending to lock me up over a small (under 1g) piece of weed. Not to mention that i was at a friends house enjoying myself when the Gestappo ransacked my pockets. No probable cause! But they said that since i dont own the house i was in, i can't claim illegal search and seizure. the owner could but he's not....asshole.
Other than that im great! Have a date tonight with a beautiful paralegal that i met at my last court date...i guess something good has come of this madness...
L8r,
Shizzle
but only YOU could go into court on a drug offense and walk out with a date. way to go, bro.
maybe she'd be interested in some "pro-bono" service?
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