..and this is the tale of Saint Pheenom...
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I believe it was Marie
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Um...what color is commando?
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
"The Great Disappointment" by AFI or "Immortal" by Clutch
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
A FAT joint of some really good weed.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles, they weren't so pompous.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
I couldn't live with that decision, if someone had to go, it'd be me.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My Ex
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
The fact that they don't have penises
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Time travel.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Green Tea or Gatorade
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Who many have you got?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go
and higher than the heights of what we often think we know
blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees
to obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard to a breeze
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Black/Bright Fucking Blue
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind. I couldn't live without music.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Many.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
No.
18. Least favorite month?
December
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Last Unicorn
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
She doesn't care for me much anymore...
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
God....i dunno.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Movies with violence...not a fan of real violence but i love me some killin' in a movie.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
The last person.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Johnny Depp.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In the ground.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
Shawn Fisher.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Elizabeth Bathory.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
The Grapes of Wrath, for high school english. I love Steinbeck, but at the time I was smoking a lot of herb.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Wasted.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Tip-cup.
32. What did you dream last night?
I dreamt that my house burnt down and killed my family...no shit. I literally woke up and was in a state of shock for like 30 minutes until i saw my sister walk by...i gave her a huge hug.
...und so es steht geschrieben.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I believe it was Marie
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Um...what color is commando?
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
"The Great Disappointment" by AFI or "Immortal" by Clutch
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
A FAT joint of some really good weed.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles, they weren't so pompous.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
I couldn't live with that decision, if someone had to go, it'd be me.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My Ex
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
The fact that they don't have penises
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Time travel.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Green Tea or Gatorade
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Who many have you got?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go
and higher than the heights of what we often think we know
blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees
to obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard to a breeze
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Black/Bright Fucking Blue
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind. I couldn't live without music.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Many.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
No.
18. Least favorite month?
December
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Last Unicorn
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
She doesn't care for me much anymore...
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
God....i dunno.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Movies with violence...not a fan of real violence but i love me some killin' in a movie.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
The last person.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Johnny Depp.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In the ground.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
Shawn Fisher.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Elizabeth Bathory.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
The Grapes of Wrath, for high school english. I love Steinbeck, but at the time I was smoking a lot of herb.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Wasted.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Tip-cup.
32. What did you dream last night?
I dreamt that my house burnt down and killed my family...no shit. I literally woke up and was in a state of shock for like 30 minutes until i saw my sister walk by...i gave her a huge hug.
...und so es steht geschrieben.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
michael
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? cotton bikini's, black
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
i dont know...depends on what i am into when i die!
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a side of reese's pieces and reese's peanut butter cups...might as well have the things i cant have now...
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
brittany spears
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My Ex
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
The fact that they have penises
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope. this is why i dont have many friends...
10. If you could have any super power what would it be? shape shifter
11. Favorite hangover cure?
sleep
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
dont know...lose count once i'm drunk...
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
so many...cant choose...
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?black
15. If you had to be blind or deaf? deaf...couldnt bear never seeing my daughter again...
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
not sure...let me ask myself...
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY JUST ABOUT!
18. Least favorite month?
July
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
flowers in the attic
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
lyric jane
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
2 years 6 months ago...
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty
23. Fall or spring?
fall
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
william tanner...
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? shaneka...hell we've already dont it twice...its familiar...
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
home
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most? other than myself? darrah or shaneka
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?Bob Dylan
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
none
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
chaotic
31. Favorite drinking game?
kings
32. What did you dream last night? i dont remember...must not have been good...
and in such a way it stands written