This weekend has been pretty kill.
1. I got drunk at Russ' on Thursday night and got to flirt watonly with his girlfriend's 18-year-old friends.
2. I was so hungover the following morning that I got to leave work an hour after showing up a half-hour late.
3. Most of the movies I ordered off Amazon for my birthday came in.
4. We (The Dissimilars) rocked the shit outta the Zombie Lounge last night.
5. And then I got laid. There was a total of three orgasms involved.
6. Work went by quite speedily and I had enough credit to pick up a buncha back issues I needed. Alien Legion all up in this bitch, bitch.
7. And now, I'm gonna shower up and me and Oberbauer are gonna hit Rochester's tiki party.
I'm probably jinxing shit, but things are coming up Milhouse.
1. I got drunk at Russ' on Thursday night and got to flirt watonly with his girlfriend's 18-year-old friends.
2. I was so hungover the following morning that I got to leave work an hour after showing up a half-hour late.
3. Most of the movies I ordered off Amazon for my birthday came in.
4. We (The Dissimilars) rocked the shit outta the Zombie Lounge last night.
5. And then I got laid. There was a total of three orgasms involved.
6. Work went by quite speedily and I had enough credit to pick up a buncha back issues I needed. Alien Legion all up in this bitch, bitch.
7. And now, I'm gonna shower up and me and Oberbauer are gonna hit Rochester's tiki party.
I'm probably jinxing shit, but things are coming up Milhouse.
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kasumi_chan:
you always look cool 
kasumi_chan:
he gets home around 7ish and im always home so you would have to ask him about it