jimlinsa

I'm no longer deceiving myself with the idea that I'm talking to you, Jod; or to you, Linsa; or to you, Mindu; or to myself, Jim.

I mean, I'm definitely not talking to myself. If I am, why doesn't myself ever have anything to say back to me?

Okay, Jim, you're in the Dodge City jail here and you're in a pretty tough prediciment. What...
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I have a picture of my dinner. Potato leek soup with Himalayan salt and polenta mushroom chia seed fritters with ketchup.

It was fun cooking the chia seeds in the two tablespoons of coconut oil. They were popping! And so was the polenta!

Well, I got some good news today! The content evaluator for iUniverse has passed my book. They didn't find it too hot to handle. I guess part of me is secretly disappointed. Having been writing for six (count 'em) decades without ever getting published I've come to nurture a love for the writer that nobody wants to read which has enabled me to write more...
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I've been seeing rainbows driving around lately. A good omen? Anyway, I heard from the "content evaluator" from iUniverse who's checking out my book. It has "an awful lot of sexual content," but their only concern so far is that none of it is real. As long as the sex is all imaginary it looks like they may be okay with it. I thought it...
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Come on, Linsa, let's go suck Jod's dick.

(Trudi unleashes a parting barrage of slaps heightening the color of Mindu's tush.)

Okay, Trudi.

VYOOM! GUBA! VYOOMMMM! GORB!

Omigod, Jod's awake!

(Riane, into whose vag Jim has just begun loose fistedly inserting the tumescent flesh of his wistfulness, with poached egg on her chest wings out the door in an urgency that is shared by Trudi...
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I have submitted my book to iUniverse, a world inhabited as far as I can tell by Eve and Eleanor. I have had a very brief interaction with someone named Carlos. Eleanor is my CIC. Check In Coordinator. I don't know if you would pronounce that sick, or kick, or sis, or kiss.

I called her and asked her some questions before I submitted the...
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My check In Coordinator advised me today by e-mail that I left out some things in my book submission. Namely, my biography, "key note" and tags for retail outlets to search for my book. I intentionally left out the biography. I would rather not have a biography, especially since I'm not even publishing the book under my actual name, but here are my responses.

Author...
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(Until at the height of her ecstasy and high, high above the earth, they begin their dive. Wrapped in her embrace Jim continues to cry out Riane! Riane! But his call is muffled by her wings. As one they speed through the air still locked in coitus. There are mountains far beneath them. Riane’s hair bursts into flames, but encircled by her wings Jim is...
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I'm trying to self-publish my novel Otorongo. That means I pay them $1500 up front and they publish my novel. But they haven't read it yet, and I have no idea what their response will be when they do, because it contains a lot of :

Are you kidding, Jim? Dorothy is a total exhibitionist and the Tin Man couldn't care less.

I wonder what...
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Had a magical time over the Christmas break up on Mt. Tam. Spent a couple nights there. Here's the view of the city the morning before we left. I love the Golden Gate Bridge tower sticking up on the far right. Drove over it twice today -- in the morning and in the afternoon. Back to work.

Here's a first concept for the cover.