I was supposed to meet a friend at my favorite wing place for beers and karaoke tonight. She flaked on me. I decided to soldier on, because nobody likes a quitter. In the span of 3 hours I managed to make half a dozen new friends, land a side job, make an entire table of women simultaneously fall in love with me, corrupt a girl who is only 2 days into her 18th birthday, dance on the bar, and convince a manager to pay my bar tab.

I win.