"The Pin"
I've considered going on the pin for years now, off and on, passing thoughts really. When I was 25 and benching 405 and walked into bars and panties got wet at the site of me I figured what the hell do i need to juice for? I've already got what I want. yep thats right folks. Steroids. Vitamin S. The Sure Shot.
See I started back to the gym like 2 months ago. Lost 30 Lbs. look and feel better, Yadda Yadda. I've been honest my whole life though. Everyone around me was shootin shit in thier ass, and I always played it straight. So I'm 32 now, and yeah I lost some weight, put a little muscle back on, and I work HARD. 4 am almost every day before work. half hour or so of cardio, 45 mins to an hour of weight training. Then I go to work and deliver cases of beer wine and liquor all day. So what the hell man? Is it so bad I wanna cut a few corners? Now that I'm older the old metabolism is slowing down and honestly I can use all the help i can get.
What am I hurting really? My liver? After years of hard drinking he wakes up next to me every morning and my liver has told me, if a fifth of beam every night for 4 years didnt kill me by now, who the hell cares? Oh someones gonna say "well your testicles are gonna shrivel" Oh you mean these right here? the ones I'm not fucking using? I mean cut me a break here everybody tells me I'm not fat, I'm stocky, this is usuall just before or just after they remind me of the stud I USED to be, but if stocky means you ain't gettin none, and fat means you ain't gettin none, aint they the same damn thing?
So talk to me, the limited amount of people that will see this. Thoughts, advice, criticism, whatever. lemme have it.
I've considered going on the pin for years now, off and on, passing thoughts really. When I was 25 and benching 405 and walked into bars and panties got wet at the site of me I figured what the hell do i need to juice for? I've already got what I want. yep thats right folks. Steroids. Vitamin S. The Sure Shot.
See I started back to the gym like 2 months ago. Lost 30 Lbs. look and feel better, Yadda Yadda. I've been honest my whole life though. Everyone around me was shootin shit in thier ass, and I always played it straight. So I'm 32 now, and yeah I lost some weight, put a little muscle back on, and I work HARD. 4 am almost every day before work. half hour or so of cardio, 45 mins to an hour of weight training. Then I go to work and deliver cases of beer wine and liquor all day. So what the hell man? Is it so bad I wanna cut a few corners? Now that I'm older the old metabolism is slowing down and honestly I can use all the help i can get.
What am I hurting really? My liver? After years of hard drinking he wakes up next to me every morning and my liver has told me, if a fifth of beam every night for 4 years didnt kill me by now, who the hell cares? Oh someones gonna say "well your testicles are gonna shrivel" Oh you mean these right here? the ones I'm not fucking using? I mean cut me a break here everybody tells me I'm not fat, I'm stocky, this is usuall just before or just after they remind me of the stud I USED to be, but if stocky means you ain't gettin none, and fat means you ain't gettin none, aint they the same damn thing?
So talk to me, the limited amount of people that will see this. Thoughts, advice, criticism, whatever. lemme have it.
bob:
WOOT! I'm SO glad you like What Stays in Vegas! Thanks so much for the comment!