Recently, I was victim of a hit and run. Oh did I say victim? Indeed I did, a victim who takes the money from the insurance claim settlement to purchase an Apple Macbook computer!
Well, I did this because, not only are they classe' chic hip and mod, but because they don't have spyware. DUH! Right? I mean, fuck that bullshit! So anyway, I took the money, bought an apple, but then started thinking...
DUH DUH DAH
What if they are just making two super conglomerates? Steve and Bill, just owning the masses. I mean, the market is just shifting. Puppet on the right, puppet on the left. There are now a plethora of new and user-friendly programs available for your new apple computer, free of charge! (Just make sure to donate to the progressive little visionaries when you visit their site).
Look at the commercials. They are practically a hacker provocateur. An invitation to start writing new and complex viruses and spyware for the Macintosh OS. The challenge is being broadcast in the form of a minimalistic mind melt, and I've been scrambled.
They sold me. I love my fucking Apple Computer! So please, mean hackers, I beg of you...Dont be assholes. Spyware fucks...we are never going to employ the frivolously pornographic websites your services have to offer. NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY YOU! (Unless you are a Suicide Girl).
As an advocate for peace, that is all I have to say.
Signing off.
Well, I did this because, not only are they classe' chic hip and mod, but because they don't have spyware. DUH! Right? I mean, fuck that bullshit! So anyway, I took the money, bought an apple, but then started thinking...
DUH DUH DAH
What if they are just making two super conglomerates? Steve and Bill, just owning the masses. I mean, the market is just shifting. Puppet on the right, puppet on the left. There are now a plethora of new and user-friendly programs available for your new apple computer, free of charge! (Just make sure to donate to the progressive little visionaries when you visit their site).
Look at the commercials. They are practically a hacker provocateur. An invitation to start writing new and complex viruses and spyware for the Macintosh OS. The challenge is being broadcast in the form of a minimalistic mind melt, and I've been scrambled.
They sold me. I love my fucking Apple Computer! So please, mean hackers, I beg of you...Dont be assholes. Spyware fucks...we are never going to employ the frivolously pornographic websites your services have to offer. NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY YOU! (Unless you are a Suicide Girl).
As an advocate for peace, that is all I have to say.
Signing off.
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have fun in the meantime.