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I spent the entire weekend in bed becuase I've been sick with the flu and strep throat and all I did was watch almost every episode of Family Guy. Today, I finally left my apartment and ventured out into the world to go back to work. Here are some of the things that crossed my mind while I sat staring at my computer while high on flu remedies:

1) If fonts had emtions, how would Garamond feel right now?

2) I wish I was a distant cousin of Black Francis, that way I could like have my mom call his mom and then he'd have to put me on the list for one of the Pixies surprise shows. That would be neat.

3) God fuck! Radiohead are fucking unbelievable! How do they write these songs? Did Thom Yorke sell his soul to the devil at the crossroads where Robert Johnston did? I wonder where that crossroad is? I should go their.

4) What if Mel Gibson casted Carrot Top as Jesus in The Passion of the Christ? Could Carrot pull off a dramatic roll? I bet he could and then he'd win an oscar or at least a golden globe. That would be funny.

5) I like when I refresh a website and its been updated and it looks completel different than it did a minute before. It's the adult equivalent to finding a prize in the bottle of a cereal box.

6) How lame is high-fiving? Shouldn't that shit just be outlawed at this point?

7) Would I get fired if I dyed my hair blonde? I don't even want to dye my hair blonde, but I should do it just to see if it gets me fired.

8) If quiditch was a real sport, I'd probably be beater and would be so fucking good at it. I would definitely be on the griffandor squad.

9) I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. Oh, I do. They just fell asleep. Mmmm. Sleep.

10) wow, ***unnamed coworker*** looks really hot today. I bet she had sex last night. I wonder if she likes to be on top. I'm not really attracted to her, but I can see her appeal. Hmmm. I wonder.

Okay, I'll stop now.....