jeykool

I really think car commercials are dumb because everyone in them is always all happy driving so-fast-its-slow fast on crazy curvy roads.
This is not how driving is.
Driving is tedious and boring. At least if we all cycled about we'd be getting some sort of excercise while being tedied and bored. Not to mention that a billion people on bikes take up the same amout of space as about five cars now-a-days. Oh! And how much safer are bikes??
Ah well... It's not like my job would allow it any way.

Since I've decided to become super way-old old school (like powdered wigs and setting society agianst a biological organisms in analogy old school) and because __-o'-the-days are becoming popular (rightly so) here is my toast-o'-the-day:

To dark times and rocky roads,
To bright futures and smooth sailing,
Let us keep our eyes off of the short skirts and on the road ahead.

CHEERS!