HAHA! After the better part of two weeks of no posting, I'm back. Too bad almost nobody knows I was here in the first place. However, this is the true duty of the ninja.

I played nintendogs today and this is the best thing ever. I must get a DS and a copy with the Shibaenu, a little Japanese dog that looks like a fox.

So for the past couple of days I've been watching The Ten Commandments and if I hear the word "bondage" one more time it's to the microwave with that friggin' DVD.

Okay, so now for my toast:

To wind and rivers and snow and seamonkeys
To the last slice and the last match
To all our friends in better places
What never lasts holds value that lasts forever