I seriously fucking hate my roommate.
Hes whiny.
Hes bitchy.
He leaves the door open when he masturbates, as if his cock is so impressive I must jump on it at the mere sight.
He has this German Shepard he does NOTHING with so she has all this pent up energy and she gets into everything and chews it up. At least $300 of my shit so far like all of my nice panties and bras, no matter how much I "baby proof" the house. Bitch gets in it.
Theres dog hair everywhere he refuses to clean up because "vaccumes are expensive", and her hair broke his old one.
Hes offered to loan me his fathers truck to move furniture, that was a MONTH ago, Its still not moved. Were both off today, I asked him if we could do it today, he said hes busy, has plans. Hes playing Battlefield.
He complains I wont talk to him but all he does is complain about being lonely or asking me to sleep with him, even offered to trade sex for rent. Because you know, I whore out for a roof.
He refuses to buy groceries.
Wont count the shit I buy that he eats as "helping out".
Asks me to do his laundry.
Gets pissed when a guy is over.
Tells me guys or girls that might be gay cant stay over.
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
I NEED TO MOVE UGHHHH
Hes whiny.
Hes bitchy.
He leaves the door open when he masturbates, as if his cock is so impressive I must jump on it at the mere sight.
He has this German Shepard he does NOTHING with so she has all this pent up energy and she gets into everything and chews it up. At least $300 of my shit so far like all of my nice panties and bras, no matter how much I "baby proof" the house. Bitch gets in it.
Theres dog hair everywhere he refuses to clean up because "vaccumes are expensive", and her hair broke his old one.
Hes offered to loan me his fathers truck to move furniture, that was a MONTH ago, Its still not moved. Were both off today, I asked him if we could do it today, he said hes busy, has plans. Hes playing Battlefield.
He complains I wont talk to him but all he does is complain about being lonely or asking me to sleep with him, even offered to trade sex for rent. Because you know, I whore out for a roof.
He refuses to buy groceries.
Wont count the shit I buy that he eats as "helping out".
Asks me to do his laundry.
Gets pissed when a guy is over.
Tells me guys or girls that might be gay cant stay over.
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
I NEED TO MOVE UGHHHH
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Your roommate is lame.