Quote of the day:
"I wish I were in her pants. I would shit in them." - from Revenge of the Cheerleaders
I, along with a few other people, climbed over a gate and went swimming in a private community pool tonight. As always, I was the odd man out, surrounded by 3 couples. I was a seventh wheel. All of them were spread out in the pool making out and shit while I was just sitting there in the corner, bored to tears, trying, in my head to name off all the movies that start with "h." Unfortunately, the first movie I thought of was Happiness. When we left in the car I had to sit in the backseat next to these two people who were basically dry-humping all the way back. My hatred for people in relationships is growing with each passing day. And they won't listen to me when I tell them that, at a rudimentary level, it's really all about procreation. Hell, two of them have already cranked out kids they don't even want. I drove home listening to Underworld and had my own little private rave going on, minus the drugs, spinning lights, and scenester jerk-offs. I had the uncoordinated dancing part goin' though.
"I wish I were in her pants. I would shit in them." - from Revenge of the Cheerleaders
I, along with a few other people, climbed over a gate and went swimming in a private community pool tonight. As always, I was the odd man out, surrounded by 3 couples. I was a seventh wheel. All of them were spread out in the pool making out and shit while I was just sitting there in the corner, bored to tears, trying, in my head to name off all the movies that start with "h." Unfortunately, the first movie I thought of was Happiness. When we left in the car I had to sit in the backseat next to these two people who were basically dry-humping all the way back. My hatred for people in relationships is growing with each passing day. And they won't listen to me when I tell them that, at a rudimentary level, it's really all about procreation. Hell, two of them have already cranked out kids they don't even want. I drove home listening to Underworld and had my own little private rave going on, minus the drugs, spinning lights, and scenester jerk-offs. I had the uncoordinated dancing part goin' though.