Quote of the Day:
"If you relax you can have a good time, baby. Even if you smell like dog shit." - Dave Chappelle
I went to see Spiderman 2 last night. I thought it was pretty good. Some guy tried to steal my wallet, so I bit him and told him I would saw his left arm off, stick it up his ass, and...
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"If you relax you can have a good time, baby. Even if you smell like dog shit." - Dave Chappelle
I went to see Spiderman 2 last night. I thought it was pretty good. Some guy tried to steal my wallet, so I bit him and told him I would saw his left arm off, stick it up his ass, and...
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Quote of the day:
"I wish I were in her pants. I would shit in them." - from Revenge of the Cheerleaders
I, along with a few other people, climbed over a gate and went swimming in a private community pool tonight. As always, I was the odd man out, surrounded by 3 couples. I was a seventh wheel. All of them were spread out...
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"I wish I were in her pants. I would shit in them." - from Revenge of the Cheerleaders
I, along with a few other people, climbed over a gate and went swimming in a private community pool tonight. As always, I was the odd man out, surrounded by 3 couples. I was a seventh wheel. All of them were spread out...
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Quote of the Day:
"You done thought a hole in the menu." - Charlie DeButy
Last night I had to sit in the same room at someone's house in the dark and listen to two friends of mine having sex. They thought I was asleep. It was really awkward and I felt disgusted and alienated at the same time. After they fell asleep I quietly...
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"You done thought a hole in the menu." - Charlie DeButy
Last night I had to sit in the same room at someone's house in the dark and listen to two friends of mine having sex. They thought I was asleep. It was really awkward and I felt disgusted and alienated at the same time. After they fell asleep I quietly...
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babypolygon:
oh my god. that really sucks ass. 
i think i would die if that happened. but at least the joy electric part was cool, eh?
i think i would die if that happened. but at least the joy electric part was cool, eh? Quote of the Day:
"Pre-suck my genital situation." - George Carlin
Things are just so boring at this point that I don't have a lot to say, but I'm goin' to Universal Studios on Monday because a friend of mine gets a free hotel for whatever reason. I plan on stealing all my food from Shop-A-Snak, so I'm making this trip as cheap as possible....
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"Pre-suck my genital situation." - George Carlin
Things are just so boring at this point that I don't have a lot to say, but I'm goin' to Universal Studios on Monday because a friend of mine gets a free hotel for whatever reason. I plan on stealing all my food from Shop-A-Snak, so I'm making this trip as cheap as possible....
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goodlordyshorty:
Ohhh, pirated DVD's, you are the devil. 
Have fun on your trip.
Have fun on your trip. Quote of the Day:
"My body is a rock n' roll temple and my flesh, blood, and body fluids are a communion to the people." - G.G. Allin
Just for laughs, I put my picture on Hot or Not a few days ago. I'm a whopping 3.2 out of 10, bitch!!! I am discovering that, when one has a mohawk, it is difficult to find...
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"My body is a rock n' roll temple and my flesh, blood, and body fluids are a communion to the people." - G.G. Allin
Just for laughs, I put my picture on Hot or Not a few days ago. I'm a whopping 3.2 out of 10, bitch!!! I am discovering that, when one has a mohawk, it is difficult to find...
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Quote of the Day:
"You can't say the word 'fucktart' on TV." - some guy I met in Atlanta
I lost my internet connection for the past five days, but I finally found it. I'm watching a documentary on Robert Crumb. He makes me feel normal. I've made several new friends in the past week who are all digital media junkies like myself. Now I...
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"You can't say the word 'fucktart' on TV." - some guy I met in Atlanta
I lost my internet connection for the past five days, but I finally found it. I'm watching a documentary on Robert Crumb. He makes me feel normal. I've made several new friends in the past week who are all digital media junkies like myself. Now I...
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Quote of the day:
"Bitch, I was in Goonies." - Corey Feldmen
"Bitch, I was in Goonies." - Corey Feldmen
I don't even know why I bother with trying to talk to people. It seems that no one can ever be honest and upfront, they just pretend to tolerate you from the onset and then destroy you whenever they feel that it's convenient.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm the father of this country, you fucking homo!" - Ben Franklin
Daily Haiku:
If fate, in all its finery,
were my beast of burden,
I would jockey its gloryhole.
I had to go for a psychiatric evaluation today that included an IQ test. Considering that I was running on less than 3 hours of sleep and I was nervous as...
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"I'm the father of this country, you fucking homo!" - Ben Franklin
Daily Haiku:
If fate, in all its finery,
were my beast of burden,
I would jockey its gloryhole.
I had to go for a psychiatric evaluation today that included an IQ test. Considering that I was running on less than 3 hours of sleep and I was nervous as...
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lightsneeze:
Sweet...dressing in drag and cruisin' any AL mall....hehehehe.
I see London
I see France
I see Charlton Heston dance...
I see France
I see Charlton Heston dance...
I don't even know why I'm going to college. They don't offer a degree in Global Domination.
This is my first journal entry. Unfortunately, I don't have much to say really. Every song I try to write ends up sounding like a Patti Smith tribute, I have $12 in late fees at the library for videos I never even watched, I found out that the manager of my next apartment won't allow bicycles (so how the hell am I supposed to get...
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