Firestarter: the least essential film in the extremely inessential career of Drew Barrymore.
When people drive too close behind me, sometimes I wish that they would hit me and be horribly injured, while I would get a new car because I have insurance.
We built houses to get away from the wild animals. Then we domesticated the animals and brought them into the houses. Might as well just destroy the houses and sleep outside.
Sometimes I like to tell people how I really feel when they ask me how I am, and then watch as they try to think of something to say because the conversation has suddenly gone off script.
Imagine if there was really was a Jewish conspiracy that ran the world, but you were the only Jew who wasn't in on it. Sometimes, that's exactly how I feel.
I really like staying at home, where I control the volume, and the temperature, and what music to play. Control is fantastic.