Thursday Dec 12, 2002

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I think i just had a dream that i was gIbby hayNes from the buTthole surfErs. it ruled. until i got a pencil stuck in my ear. then it sucked. and i was in rehab with kurdt. and then he died.
boxterjulep:
that's the best fucking dream I've heard!
brynji:
hEy beN, dOEs typINg like this make yOU cOOl?

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

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jonas no longer has any worms. he's my kitten. i finished his deworming today. i have an idiot friend who thinks she's pregnant and is without convincing. she gave a guy a handjob and he played with her. no genital-to-genital contact whatsoever. but she still believes.
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jesus_christ:
believe it or not, THAT WORKED!!! if your ass really itches, keep itching for about 20-30 seconds depending on strength. then release pressure and you will notice that, not only does your hand smell, but you ass doesn't itch. now wash your hands you sick, sick creature.
jesus_christ:
I think i just had a dream that i was gIbby hayNes from the buTthole surfErs. it ruled. until i got a pencil stuck in my ear. then it sucked. and i was in rehab with kurdt. and then he died.

Sunday Dec 08, 2002

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but i really do not think that poop is all that gross unless it is used in the wrong way. personally i enjoy it quite well as it exits my body through my anal sphincter. the smell isn't as wonderful as the feeling of release, but it's just something you have to live with. every day living life you have to deal with the way...
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brynji:
HA! I knew it, after hearing what you sound like from that one post you left on the message board, I thought to myself 'hmm, sounds like she's from northern Indiana' probably from around Mishawaka/South Bend or Michigan City area, right?
brynji:
Oh, and by the way, Ben, we'd better start warming up- hell, we haven't gone bowling since the summer...

Saturday Dec 07, 2002

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POOP!...i'm really hoping that jill stops puking so that i can have a threesome w/ amber & jesy...but who knows...i even put on depeche mode and i'm being really sweet...but we're all drunk so i'll shut up and go away.

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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well luckily i'm goin out of town this weekend to see my friend's band-failsafe, and then to see my jesy, cuz shout is throwing a drag party...i have a bad feeling...all guys school, guys in drag, straight guys that haven't gotten any in a while...
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brynji:
HA! yeah, he does, I used to, my girlfriend does, and a couple others that I know...you just have to know who to look for.
vespa666:
sounds scarry hope you have fun

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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the needle the needle somewone nubm tired end din din done done ditch ding dong ditch diiiiithe needle wish sish wish i douleg tyr rye tjei try tyr try try ytyrie tyt lyl yertle alsdjfewoij dfdsj jlrur j krulkfdsafoif lurtle turle lkufd kneeelde lllllllllkwhere is lkdjsaf;???dlksfoiur foil ...oeoofu lftry slafdoifdsaso fdosadf noO DO ODDO DO DO DO ONLY DO DO DOD ODODODODODOO DOO DO DOD...
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jesus_christ:
i ordered a box o' players, by the way...they won't be here till next week tho...
jesus_christ:
A HA! license.

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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i'm writing a paper on these guys named bach and handel. it's due in just less than 24 hrs. i have to work in 20 minutes, and i work till 4, so...george frideric handel...yes, but do you also say, frooodrick? i don't think so. oh yeah, it's sposed to be 10 pgs and i don't quite have a one...

Wednesday Dec 04, 2002

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electric vomitttt...
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brynji:
he has a tendency to do that alot- ben can't really say anything without jumping to about 6 other topics before finally ceasing, after awhile you start to zone him out....but it's not so bad if you're just reading it
jesus_christ:
all i have to say is...yeeeeeeeeeeeaah...and you've got to make sure that you get the cool inflection in there because otherwise it becomes worthless and it would be pointless for me to have said it, except that i didn't really say it i just typed it and...well...yeeeeeeeeeeahh.

Wednesday Dec 04, 2002

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the usps has to deal with sg shit now as i have just mailed a package with stickers on it...

Sunday Dec 01, 2002

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check it out! if nobody wants to be your friend you can be YOUR OWN FRIEND!!! It's awesome, i'll never be lonely again!!!...where'd everybody go?
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nevilthedogboy:
we were working on a song about two weeks ago that said something liek

"if you can play with yer food and you can play with yer friends why can't yer food be yer friend? but if you are what you eat you can be yer own best friend, but how much should you really play with yerself?"

i know that has nothing to do with anything but it popped into my head...
nevilthedogboy:
Our Band is called Skuzzy Bogie.. but whwere as our local venue is beiing shut/torn down, don't expect anything from us for a bit..
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