jesubleeding

Jammy jam jam. I just wanted to say that. I had an urge to say something weird and meaningless.

So...
As I climbed the tallest of tall ladders to reach the top of Mount Doom at work today, I came upon a beast so slimy I could taste the stench of its breath upon my tongue. I fought bravely, sword in hand. Leaping bounds higher than Superman to avoid it's reptilian tail, I stumbled once... only once. I took my dagger of power and jabbed it into it's eye and said "take that you fucker." It growled and hissed a hissy hiss at me, almost deafening my concert blown ears. I prevailed and annihilated the beast of doom. And all shall remember my name as I triumphed.

I had a bout of Jack Black in my head. I needed to tell my story.

So what about you? What's up with you? What's new? What's good?
I could use some positive vibes from everyone.
Go ahead and tell me some good positive stories.
Tell me one positive thing that happened to you today.
Tell me one positive thing that happened this week.
Go ahead.
It'll make you feel better.
It'll make me feel better.
Try it.
Once.
Come on!