True story....
Yesterday on my way home from work, you just wouldn't belieive... but let me lay it out for you a little for some understanding.....
I take the subway home from Soho to Brooklyn. At the time I hopscotch through the train lines it's very very packed inside the cars. Everyone is standing very much squished into each others personal spaces until you get further towards the end of the line.
Now,... with that being the situation, here's what happened:
I'm standing near a door exit and the train is rolling into a stop, which they do very slowly pause for a handful of seconds and then open the doors, when this little drugged up ghetto hooch runs at the door laughing holding her crotch and the next thing everyone knows is she straight pulls down her pants and panties and pisses everywhere. I don't mean a little Uh Oh I had to pee and tinkled a little....... I mean a fucking waterfall eruption less than 5 feet away from me.
She's still laughing saying something slurring like sorry I couldn't wait.... AND THEN.... She starts pulling her pants down to her ankles again over and over looking for her drugs that she has tucked into her ass crack!
Little pissed on baggies on the floor. Little baggies sticking out of her ass walking around with her pants and panties at her ankles like it's another fucking day at home..... except on the subway packed full of people at rush hour.
Of course I failed to reach a phone or camera because I was too busy trying not to throw up. Oh and not getting piss on any part of me.
Yesterday on my way home from work, you just wouldn't belieive... but let me lay it out for you a little for some understanding.....
I take the subway home from Soho to Brooklyn. At the time I hopscotch through the train lines it's very very packed inside the cars. Everyone is standing very much squished into each others personal spaces until you get further towards the end of the line.
Now,... with that being the situation, here's what happened:
I'm standing near a door exit and the train is rolling into a stop, which they do very slowly pause for a handful of seconds and then open the doors, when this little drugged up ghetto hooch runs at the door laughing holding her crotch and the next thing everyone knows is she straight pulls down her pants and panties and pisses everywhere. I don't mean a little Uh Oh I had to pee and tinkled a little....... I mean a fucking waterfall eruption less than 5 feet away from me.
She's still laughing saying something slurring like sorry I couldn't wait.... AND THEN.... She starts pulling her pants down to her ankles again over and over looking for her drugs that she has tucked into her ass crack!
Little pissed on baggies on the floor. Little baggies sticking out of her ass walking around with her pants and panties at her ankles like it's another fucking day at home..... except on the subway packed full of people at rush hour.
Of course I failed to reach a phone or camera because I was too busy trying not to throw up. Oh and not getting piss on any part of me.
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elizadoolittle:
Wonderful.
ancientmariner:
only in America!