I'm drunk, therefore I'm going to post a list of people I'd fuck. Why? Because I can. Fuck you.
Hello red wine.
-Louis CK
-Ville Valo
-Kat Von D
-Sheamus+ Heath Slater. Only at one... fuck it. I'll take em both separately.
-Norman Reedus
-Michelle Rodriquez
-Robert Pattinson
-Probably Dane Cook
-Virtually every attractive WWE wrestler.. I know I mentioned above...but fuck you.
I was thinking of making a list of peeps I would NOT fuck... but fuck it. Ok I'll do it.
-Russell Brand. His mouth can fuck off... it's weird and his jaw gapes. This statement just made me self conscious about my own jaw.
-Jonah Hill. I considered it. But I decided against it.
Why the hell am I posting? I think I originally wanted to write a love letter to that sexy guy in my DUI counseling class. Damn, he's cute. But he wears crocs. Is that ok? I didn't at first, but a cute guy in them just makes me want to buy him new shoes. What do you guys think? I'll probably post again in an hour after this wine/xanax kicks in.
Hello red wine.
-Louis CK
-Ville Valo
-Kat Von D
-Sheamus+ Heath Slater. Only at one... fuck it. I'll take em both separately.
-Norman Reedus
-Michelle Rodriquez
-Robert Pattinson
-Probably Dane Cook
-Virtually every attractive WWE wrestler.. I know I mentioned above...but fuck you.
I was thinking of making a list of peeps I would NOT fuck... but fuck it. Ok I'll do it.
-Russell Brand. His mouth can fuck off... it's weird and his jaw gapes. This statement just made me self conscious about my own jaw.
-Jonah Hill. I considered it. But I decided against it.
Why the hell am I posting? I think I originally wanted to write a love letter to that sexy guy in my DUI counseling class. Damn, he's cute. But he wears crocs. Is that ok? I didn't at first, but a cute guy in them just makes me want to buy him new shoes. What do you guys think? I'll probably post again in an hour after this wine/xanax kicks in.
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lego_:
So, in summary, "Get Him to the Greek" was not a good film for you?
jessicadiana:
No way, that movie was hilarious! I just wouldn't have a threesome with those two like that poor young lady did in the movie.