jessewestend

Laziest worknight ever: less than 20 tickets for less than 8 tables total

the rundown:
10 dollar tip
13 dollar tip
34 dollar tip
5 dollars won on vandy game
two 2 dollar tips
and one shite .57 cent bullshit tip

making 70 bucks without really working?
priceless.

and i did it all in a steelers jersey and a ski jacket from 1985.


post script:
god i miss you.

uber post script:
Gee, I love sorta having a girlfriend. Its neat-o.

And so we collect names like otaku trading cards
life's just a game of pokemon, whats the harm?
my fire is your water
my desire, your heartburn
you're such an elf
and i'm just a troll
with low health
and weak against the cold.