The Interweb

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Our generation’s Van Gogh will never flower. He has to work sixty hours a week. Photoshop retarded bug eyed cats so they’re looking at Miley Cyrus.

Alice Munro won the Nobel Prize last week. Our generation’s Alice Munro captions sassy GIF’s for Buzzfeed. Lucille Bluth shakes her head flamboyantly. Makes some kind of “no” gesture. She is reacting to Miley Cyrus...
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Foreign Gays

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Will always pull the same move. You meet a guy at a party. Somewhere between 45 and 60. He is from some hot climate type land where gays are hanged by vigilantes but also 10 year old boys are always getting paid to suck cock. The developing world.

He’ll start telling you a story– these guys are always fascinating to talk to. usually they...
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The Natural Physique

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A female friend was trying to set me up with some girl she works with. Some cunt. I mean, maybe she’s not a cunt but she didn’t want to be set up with me, so, she’s a cunt. She’d been telling my friend she likes “built” guys, and my friend showed her a picture of me with my shirt off. And
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Peeping Tom

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Woman in the next building opened her blinds this morning. T shirt and underwear. I was out smoking. She looked out at the morning sun kissing the trees. Surveyed the world for a moment. I was in the parking lot shooting lasers into her crotch. Scanning the slit of her skinny cunt like the Terminator, for later use. She looked down and saw my Kubrick
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Thursday Jun 14, 2012

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When I was in the fifth grade, a girl in my class had asked me "why are you so quiet?" To that I replied "because I have nothing nice to say."

Tuesday Jun 12, 2012

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I ate McDonalds today and it was fucking disgusting. I dont know why I did it, well I do. I was hungry, I was at the airport going back to Phoenix and it was convenient. Fuck that shit. Probably the worst decision I have ever made. Well half worst. Joanna this chick I met at the airport taught me this thing about barbecue sauce. Apparently...
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Saturday Jun 09, 2012

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I Am Jesse Sixx And I Do What I Want!!!

MEXIKAN JUMPING BEAN STYLE!!!!!!!!!! so I high tailed my thicked dicked ass to brooklyn because i had a shit load of time off. basically i have been un-employed for a while now and i havent been back to new york in like 3 years so i was all like fuck it. i had fun. saw...
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padre:

Well said sir, glad you did your thing. Sounds like the best thing for you

jessesixx:

Thanks padre. been meaning to ask how did you come up with your name?

Tuesday May 22, 2012

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padre:

Both the captains were slated to be there. I'm a huge Picard fan. But Picard cancelled. And well I'm gonna miss Kirk now

Monday May 21, 2012

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My iPhone is full of 2GB worth of 90's nostalgia, Nuthin but a G Thang has been playing in repeat. The first line just popped into my head last night while it was playing, and I had to take it to some sort of conclusion.

Droppin the funky shit thats makin the sucka bloggers mumble
When Im on my SG blog its like a...
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Monday May 07, 2012

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My ears are burning, someone, somewhere is calling me an asshole.

Sunday May 06, 2012

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While looking for something to read at Bookmans , I couldnt help being struck by a couple of the girls browsing the shelves, which immediately touched off a cyclical round of internal debate that went something like

* Maybe I should try talking to her
* Man no, nobody likes being hollered at in public
* Its not like Im catcalling from across the street, I can say something...
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gi_jo:

that's funny. i say always to hi at least. you can tell if you wants to "Back the fuck up" or "How are you doing?"

don't be afraid.

jessesixx:

I am usually not that shy. but I was that day.